Everyday, or between three and five times a week (depending on the activity), I 1) repetitively lift ten to sixty pound objects (for WORK, not "working out"), 2) repetitively stoop, bend, and pull for one to two hours (this is known as "gardening"), 3) read between three and six hours, 4) sleep...

Well, listen. I do apologize, Okcupiders but it seems the weather is looking better and my online persona is taking a less than charismatic turn. Sorry for the unanswered messages. It's going to be this way for a while. I'm not really looking for a date. Yes, I'm single, but I don't...

Books: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Time Traveler's Wife, Pride and Prejudice, Snow Crash, The Once and Future King, The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon Movies: The rare romantic comedy that is actually good; the sexy period piece; the kung fu movie that exists solely to be pretty;...

Books: Brave New World , The Pillars of the Earth, The Lord of the Flies, everything Shakespeare, Movies: Boondock Saints , Pirates of the Caribbean, Life as a House, Stealing Beauty , The Incredibles, A Bugs Life, Finding Nemo, Blazing Saddles, Frida , The Virgin Suicides,...

I'm incredibly bored of my old profile. Blah blah blah. Here, have some keywords while I jill off in the corner for inspiration: smart , queer , progressive , kinky , dance - loving , questioning , zaftig , live . But don't think any of that tells you who I am. I...

I've actually put this to the test: - A sense of 'home' (my definition is quite fluid) - Geeky (reliable) mobile gadgets - Wireless broadband internet connection - Adventure & Exploration - Quality interactions with others...

BOOKS: nething by James Patterson, Dave Pelzer, Danielle Steel, and Mary Higgins Clark MOVIES: Finding Nemo, Patch Adams, & Chicken Little are my main favorites MUSIC: Rock, Country, Rap, R&B, and some pop FOODS: my fave food is baked potatos HAHA

I am a geek, but despite that I'm also a lot of fun and have many interests. I enjoy drinking and talking and watching movies with friends. On my own time, I like to read, play guitar, play games, knit, bake and workout.

I love going to clubs and hanging with my friends, without them who would i be? I dont like guys who are cocky and egotisical, theres only enough room for my ego. hehe.

In summary, I'm a big nerd who laughs at everything. OKCupid would have you thinking I'm a total innocent, but I swear I'm not. I just have strong opinions about not being a douchebag. Which makes me wonder, sometimes, why I still have a profile on here.