“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
“The Google of
online dating”
— The Boston Globe
“Completely free”
— TIME
“A favorite hangout
for internet goers”
— The Village Voice
“A perfect example
of the Web 2.0 revolution”
— New York Post
The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

Act 2, Scene 1
An attractive young woman, the INTERN, sits at her desk. ROSS and MACGRUDER, two sales associates, stand near the water cooler.
MACGRUDER: Whoa! Get a load of the new intern! I'd like to file my proposal in her drawers.
ROSS: Easy there, MacGruder, you'll get us fired. [aside] I agree.
Exeunt.
Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person.
You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out.
You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.
We hope you liked the test! Spread it to your friends!
| 16 Male Results | 16 Female Results | ||
|---|---|---|---|
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The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) |
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The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) |
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The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) |
|
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) |
|
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) |
|
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) |
|
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) |
|
The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) |
|
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) |
|
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD) |
|
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM) |
|
The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM) |
|
The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) |
|
The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD) |
|
The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) |
|
The Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM) |
|
The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) |
|
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD) |
|
The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) |
|
The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) |
|
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) |
|
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) |
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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) |
|
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) |
|
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) |
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) |
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The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) |
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Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM) |
|
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) |
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The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) |
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The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) |
|
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) |