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ÆliusLampridius

29 Dayton, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nerd, linguaphile, doctor of Latin and Greek. Proud papa to four cats. Working to become a high school teacher... although I may just say "fuck it" and open a cat-cuddling parlor.

Interested in ethical, consensual polyamory (or multiamory, or polyphilia, if you prefer).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This question fills me with existential angst and crippling ennui, which can only be remedied with friends, alcohol, sex, and cartoons.

I'm really passionate about teaching and love to explore new hobbies (including theatre, homebrewing, baking,crocheting, and programming).

I want to publish academically on Late Antiquity / medievalia. I also want to write a series of medieval-fantasy parodic erotic novels. I have a couple titles in mind: "Porked by an Orc," "Gobbling Goblin Knobs," and "Sore Ass from a Tarrasque." More ideas are welcome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random shit. I'm excellent at reading Latin and good at crocheting. I'm currently learning / relearning / preparing to dive into: C++, Algebra, Ancient Greek, German, ukelele, brewing, model building, whittling, and knitting. I also managed to reteach myself algebra and trig for tutoring at my job, and have even delved back into calculus for one one of the instructors.

Also, I can drive stick.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes? My beard? The crochet hook and yarn I probably have in my hands?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Science fiction, Tolkien, Robert Heinlein, Harlan Ellison, Hunter S. Thompson, George R.R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, The Watchmen. And stuff in Latin and Greek, I guess :)

(EDIT: The internet has helped me realize that, much to my chagrin, these all fall under the category of "written by old / dead / old AND dead white dudes." If you have any recommendations, please let me know! I'm always eager to learn more.)

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, The Fifth Element, Mad Max: Fury Road. Special mention for The Name of the Rose, which features Sean Connery as a 13th century crime-solving monk.

TV: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty

Music: of Montreal, MGMT, Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Gorillaz, Florence + the Machine, Amanda Fucking Palmer, The Blow, FreezePop, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Food: Pizza, Rice, Beans, Pesto, Pita, Hummus. Whatever I can stuff in a crock pot. Vinegar. Seriously, I LOVE vinegar.

There's more, but I doubt anyone wants to (or even would) read a comprehensive list of the foods I eat or the TV I watch. If you are interested... I'm sorry?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One nail
Another nail to nail it in with
???
Profit
Books
Cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if I was, like, Doctor Manhattan? Going around the world, blowing up all the murderers and rapists and pedophiles and dictators and assholes? Would I become tyrannical, oppressing the people, or would I step out of the way until new monsters arise? Would I have to exile myself to Mars and ponder the silent beauty of Olympus Mons, just so I wouldn't turn into a worse version of everything I hate?

Then I remember I have to do a Fiverr voiceover about how YOU TOO can make money selling all-natural, 100% effective herpes medication!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
saving Gotham City from the forces of injustice. And knitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I killed Keyser Söze
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... the idea of staying in, drinking beers, working on hobbies / crafts, and watching cartoons with someone else sounds appealing.

... you can correctly answer the following question: Tesla or Edison?

... you know of / are intrigued by the Tumblr blog "Boys with Beards with Cats."

... you are Amanda Fucking Palmer.

... you know of awesome places to check out in and around Cincinnati, Dayton, or Columbus.