Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


29 Dayton, OH Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 20
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This section is impossible to do right, so let's just throw out some descriptors:

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a job that makes me sad, queasy, and angry. I want to become a teacher, which will probably also make me sad, queasy, and angry, but at least I won't be selling my soul. I also do voice-over work on the side, and might just throw all of that to the wind and open a cat-themed coffee shop. Meowcchiato?

When not trying to pay bills, I love to learn new things and try new hobbies. I'm into homebrewing, baking, crocheting, knitting, whittling, and programming, just to name a few.

I want to publish academically on Late Antiquity / medievalia. I also want to write a series of medieval-fantasy parodic erotic novels.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random things. I'm excellent at translating Latin and good at crocheting. I'm currently learning / relearning / preparing to dive into: calculus, Ancient Greek, Anglo-Saxon, ukelele, whittling, and knitting. I will try to learn something on the flimsiest of pretexts, including if you message me and say, "Do this!"

Also, I can drive stick.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've heard that it's my eyes, but I imagine it's the necklace of ears that I wear, harvested from my fallen adversaries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Science fiction, Tolkien, Robert Heinlein, Harlan Ellison, Hunter S. Thompson, George R.R. Martin, Neil Gaiman, The Watchmen. And stuff in / about dead languages.

(EDIT: The internet has helped me realize that, much to my chagrin, these all fall under the category of "written by old / dead / white dudes." If you have any recommendations, please let me know! I'm always eager to learn more.)

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Office Space, The Fifth Element, Mad Max: Fury Road, Guardians of the Galaxy. Special mention for The Name of the Rose, which features Sean Connery as a 13th century crime-solving monk.

TV: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty

Music: of Montreal, MGMT, Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Gorillaz, Florence + the Machine, Amanda Fucking Palmer, The Blow, FreezePop, Red Hot Chili Peppers

Food: Pizza, Rice, Beans, Pesto, Pita, Hummus. Whatever I can stuff in a crock pot. Vinegar. Seriously, I LOVE vinegar.
Lately I've been obsessed with microwave scrambled eggs. Bachelor life!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's a lot I could do without, but I will say that I love the internet, adore books, need friends, crave affection, and would murder a unicorn for strong coffee.

And kitties!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crafting, cartoons, video games, sex, languages, friends, money, my own white privilege, Valentina hot sauce, whether I can snooze another fifteen minutes...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to rationalize not doing work, then feeling guilty about not doing said work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I don't find George Carlin very funny.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... the idea of staying in, drinking beers, working on hobbies / crafts, and watching cartoons with someone else sounds appealing.

... you can correctly answer the following question: Tesla or Edison?

... you know of / are intrigued by the Tumblr blog "Boys with Beards with Cats."

... you are Amanda Fucking Palmer.

... you know of awesome places to check out in and around Cincinnati, Dayton, or Columbus.