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26 Madison, WI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:48pm
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly other
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Level Six Laser Lotus

Underneath this handsome, charming, humble facade you'll find I have a cunning brain, a razor wit, and a heart of gold. Did I mention I'm humble?

I'm a top

That's right, I spin constantly and am gyroscopically stable.

I'm addicted to recommending things. If you don't like to be recommended works in various media, we probably won't get along. I also love recommendations.

I am a Chaos Hufflepuff.


Taking things seriously is not my strong suit. My strong suit is the one made out of titanium.

Often very talkative.

I own an unreasonable amount of books.

I also read a lot of SlateStarCodex, and you should too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I once ate 50 eggs just to prove that Gaston wasn't impossible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comedic Timing.
Road Trips
Being charming
Wandering around new cities
Packing cars and closets Tetris Style
Talking to shy strangers at parties and in clubs

Things I'm working on being really good at:

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel, Worm, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality(HPMOR), Pandora's Star, Gunnerkrigg Court, Sandman, Assassin's Apprentice, In Conquest Born, Perdido Street Station, Young Miles, Cloud Atlas, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Fifth Elephant, Homestuck, The Winter King, The Hobbit, Camouflage, Soon I Will be Invincible, The Killing Joke, The Quantum Thief, Steel Beach, Trouble on Triton, King Rat (James Clavell), The Court of the Air, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, This Alien Shore, Ambergris: City of Saints and Madmen, Blindsight, Starfish, A Criminal History of Mankind, Elantris, Sherlock Holmes, Sky Coyote, Druss The Legend, Preacher, To Reign in Hell, The Phoenix Guard, Jhereg, Watchmen, Good Omens, The Worm Ouroboros, Hyperbole and a Half, Hellboy, The Stars My Destination, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, Diamond Age, The City (Simak), A Mission of Gravity, The Science of Discworld, A Pattern Language, Evil (Baumeister), Stories of Your Life and Others, Planescape: Torment, Swamp Thing (Alan Moore), Hellblazer, Gormenghast, The Most Powerful Idea in the World, This Star Shall Abide, Chasm City, Among Others, The Nurture Assumption, The Gay Science, The Myth of the Rational Voter, Reflex (Steven Gould), The Better Angels of Our Nature, Seeing Like a State, A Deepness in the Sky, The Hunger Games, Mass Effect, The Checklist Manifesto, Why We Get Fat, The Wolf Age, Foucault's Pendulum, The Name of the Wind, Gang Leader for a Day, The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, The Winter Queen, Infidel, The Selfish Gene, Self-Made Man, The Testosterone Files, Kushiel's Dart, Everything Matters!, Altered Carbon, The Automatic Detective, Chronicles of the Black Company, American Gods, Luminosity, Branches on the Tree of Time, The Codex Serafinianus

Children of Men, Fifth Element, Amelie, Equilibrium, City of Lost Children, Transporter 2, Kung Fu Hustle, Iron Man, The Iron Giant, Emperor's New Groove, Serenity, Pitch Black, Groundhog Day, Alien, Aliens, Big Fish, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Rent, Little Shop of Horrors

Community, Venture Brothers, Futurama, The Wire, The Simpsons, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, Blackadder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Dollhouse,

The Dreadnoughts, Great Big Sea, Flobots, Johnny Cash, Red Elvises, Astronautalis, Sonata Arctica

Sushi, Milksteak, Bacon, Whip Cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kerrygold Salted Butter
Kerrygold Unsalted Butter
Organic Valley Salted Pasture Butter
Organic Valley Unsalted Pasture Butter
Land O Lakes Garlic and Herb Butter Spread
Extra Butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I left my door at home unlocked.

Whether assortative mating means I'm doomed to end up with someone else who likes to put pins on a hat

Whether Coyote's tooth can cut Jones.

Fictions, lies, calumnies, slanders, dark truths, and the clockwork viscera of thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
investigating the latest in a series of mysterious murders.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not very private:
My Photostream

Also if you google "Drethelin" you'll find lots of stuff I've written in various parts of the internet.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am legally barred from holding the office of President of these united states.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can teach me to paint with all the colors of the wind

If you would like to ask me for a book, tv show, or video game recommendation.

You're interested in physical contact. It's very important to me to have physical affection, though it doesn't necessarily need to go all the way to sex.

If you like reading outside.

If your profile isn't a long list of categories of humans you dislike and don't want to talk to.