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27 Madison, WI Cis Man

Cis Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:35am
White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Strictly other
Not at all
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Underneath this handsome, charming, humble facade you'll find I have a cunning brain, a razor wit, and a heart of gold. Did I mention I'm humble?

Often very talkative.

I own an unreasonable amount of books.

I also read a lot of SlateStarCodex, and you should too!

My biggest flaw is lack of ambition. If that's a dealbreaker, well I wish I could change it but I'm just not ambitious enough! If you have a surefire method to induce ambition in terminally content, be sure to tell me!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comedic Timing.
Road Trips
Being charming
Wandering around new cities
Packing cars and closets Tetris Style
Talking to shy strangers at parties and in clubs

Things I'm working on being really good at:

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrel, Worm, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality(HPMOR), Pandora's Star, Gunnerkrigg Court, Sandman, Assassin's Apprentice, In Conquest Born, Perdido Street Station, Young Miles, Cloud Atlas, A Short History of Nearly Everything, The Fifth Elephant, Homestuck, The Winter King, The Hobbit, Camouflage, Soon I Will be Invincible, The Killing Joke, The Quantum Thief, Steel Beach, Trouble on Triton, King Rat (James Clavell), The Court of the Air, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, This Alien Shore, Ambergris: City of Saints and Madmen, Blindsight, Starfish, A Criminal History of Mankind, Elantris, Sherlock Holmes, Sky Coyote, Druss The Legend, Preacher, To Reign in Hell, The Phoenix Guard, Jhereg, Watchmen, Good Omens, The Worm Ouroboros, Hyperbole and a Half, Hellboy, The Stars My Destination, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay, Diamond Age, The City (Simak), A Mission of Gravity, The Science of Discworld, A Pattern Language, Evil (Baumeister), Stories of Your Life and Others, Planescape: Torment, Swamp Thing (Alan Moore), Hellblazer, Gormenghast, The Most Powerful Idea in the World, This Star Shall Abide, Chasm City, Among Others, The Nurture Assumption, The Gay Science, The Myth of the Rational Voter, Reflex (Steven Gould), The Better Angels of Our Nature, Seeing Like a State, A Deepness in the Sky, The Hunger Games, Mass Effect, The Checklist Manifesto, Why We Get Fat, The Wolf Age, Foucault's Pendulum, The Name of the Wind, Gang Leader for a Day, The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest, The Winter Queen, Infidel, The Selfish Gene, Self-Made Man, The Testosterone Files, Kushiel's Dart, Everything Matters!, Altered Carbon, The Automatic Detective, Chronicles of the Black Company, American Gods, Luminosity, Branches on the Tree of Time, The Codex Serafinianus, The Strategy of Conflict

Children of Men, Fifth Element, Amelie, Equilibrium, City of Lost Children, Transporter 2, Kung Fu Hustle, Iron Man, The Iron Giant, Emperor's New Groove, Serenity, Pitch Black, Groundhog Day, Alien, Aliens, Big Fish, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Rent, Little Shop of Horrors

Community, Venture Brothers, Futurama, The Wire, The Simpsons, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Deadwood, Breaking Bad, Blackadder, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Dollhouse,

The Dreadnoughts, Great Big Sea, Flobots, Johnny Cash, Red Elvises, Astronautalis, Sonata Arctica

Sushi, Milksteak, Bacon, Whip Cream
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical Affection
Low Carb Snacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fictions, lies, calumnies, slanders, dark truths, and the clockwork viscera of the mind.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not very private:
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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am legally barred from holding the office of President of these united states.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be the Gandalf to my Bilbo.