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--Noah--

22 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey! I’m Noah, a Biology student at UChicago spending my final year in this fascinating metropolis. I love to travel, and I've been lucky enough to visit countries in all 4 corners of the world. I’m into creative writing, comedy, and more nerdy hobbies than you can shake a lightsaber at - if you don't have a light saber, I can hook you up.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying biology at the University of Chicago to prepare for a life of inquiry, discovery and fun, not necessarily in that order.
I’m really good at
being objective and uncovering both sides to the story. Also, finding humor in all things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no logical order at all:

The Glitch Mob, Florence + The Machine, Brazil (the movie, but I have nothing against the country), Les Miserables, Princess Mononoke (Miyazaki films in general), Monty Python, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, Adventure Time, Heinlein, Stanislaw Lem, Book of Mormon (the play not the book), Dr. Strangelove, The Simpsons, Brave New World, Japanese food, Italian food, Arrested Development, French food, food in general, The Protomen, Eraserhead, Anamanaguchi, ect.
The six things I could never do without
Good friends to laugh with.
Time to wander and think.
Sleep
Adenosine triphosphate.
Games to waste far too much time on.
Hats, I don't even wear them that often, but the knowledge that they're out there, protecting people's scalps, lets me sleep soundly at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Our universe - its possibilities and impossibilities, the mysteries of reality and experiance, and of course you know, life and stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
thankful that it's the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am secretly three gnomes, standing on each others shoulders, wearing a man suit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You desire a companion to brave the darkest depths, climb the steepest cliffs, face the endless onslaught. Or watch a movie or something. That's also good.