On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I have won bullfights in San Juan and cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the best rapper alive. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all of my bills are paid. Okay, so maybe not, but does it really matter?

I'm double majoring in Political Science and Film Production at NYU. I'm applying to law school this semester in hopes of one day becoming an entertainment lawyer.

I was recently a member of NYU's slam poetry team. We are currently the #1 ranked collegiate slam team in the country.

People typically notice my striking resemblance to Shia LaBeouf and/or Cory Matthews.

Books: Truman Capote, James Baldwin, Karl Marx, Cornel West, Hunter S. Thompson, Jeff Chang, Chuck Palahniuk

Movies: Federico Fellini, Roberto Rossellini, Woody Allen, Sidney Lumet, Spike Lee, Paul Thomas Anderson, Martin Scorsese

Shows: The X-Files, Mad Men, Hell on Wheels, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Weeds, Workaholics

Music: Hip Hop, Jazz, Blues, Classic Rock

Food: Italian

1. Hip Hop
2. Netflix
3. Politics
4. Netflix
5. Conspiracy
6. Netflix

I spend far too much time thinking and reading about government conspiracies and paranormal phenomena.

There's no such thing as a typical Friday night. I'm kidding. I obviously do what everyone else does. I do lame things with my friends and pretend like the night was exceptionally memorable.

I actually enjoy cleaning.

You should message me if you find my profile the least bit entertaining.