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  • Ages 18–25
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Last online
Today – 1:20am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
My self-summary
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On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I have won bullfights in San Juan and cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am the best rapper alive. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all of my bills are paid. Okay, so maybe not, but does it really matter?
What I’m doing with my life
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NYU grad working at a tech company in NYC. Pizza aficionado. Amateur boxer. Semiretired slam poet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing pseudonyms for people. Feel free to refer to call me by my full pseudonym: Joey Pepperoni AKA Young Ultra Travolta AKA The Hottest Kid in the Sandbox AKA Spooky Mulder AKA Brony Soprano AKA The Big Ragù AKA The Least Selected Crayon in the Box AKA Joey the Wop AKA Mojo Jack AKA The Lonely Garlic Knot AKA The Kale Wonder
The first things people usually notice about me
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People typically notice my striking resemblance to Shia LaBeouf and/or Cory Matthews.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Truman Capote, James Baldwin, Karl Marx, Cornel West, Hunter S. Thompson, Jeff Chang, Chuck Palahniuk

Movies: Federico Fellini, Roberto Rossellini, Woody Allen, Sidney Lumet, Spike Lee, Paul Thomas Anderson, Martin Scorsese

Shows: The X-Files, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, American Horror Story, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Workaholics

Music: Hip Hop, Jazz, Blues, Classic Rock, plus some Black Lips and Natural Child

Food: All that healthy stuff and Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hip Hop
2. Boxing
3. Politics
4. Netflix
5. Conspiracy Theory
6. Smoothies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I'm not thinking about a new startup idea, I'm probably engaged in mental computer programming exercises.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night. I'm kidding. I obviously do what everyone else does. I do lame things with my friends and pretend like the night was exceptionally memorable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I actually enjoy cleaning.
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