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30 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 4
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mixing it up with the seamy underbelly of San Francisco, which include many of you fine & lovely people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dodgeball. I'm a true baller... that sounded better in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My funky fresh dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: A Song of Ice and Fire (aka Game of Thrones book 3)

Show: House of Cards! (Netflix only, watch it and love it), Its Always Sunny, Arrested Development will always be on any top list I make.

Music: Recently I've added the theme song from "28 Days Later"(best zombie movie out there) to my Spotify. Really creepy tune. Now I play it when I run, and I imagine I'm being chased by zombies. I must look ridiculous, but I love it.

Food: Spicy. Burn a hole in me kind of spice. I just went to an AMAZING Korean place. So I love Korean now.

Drink: Tasty beers and trying mixology bars to find my new favorite drink.

Favorite Quote: From the Dead Poets Society:

“Avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys – to woo women – and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do”.

Games: I love all games. I'm absurdly competitive. Pick a game to play, and I'll beat you at it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Finger Foods
2. 80's mustaches
3. Ankle weights
4. My dog. The smartest, most talented, 14lb ball of fur on the west coast.
5. My short shorts
6. Good stories.

And 7. Why 7? Because I like to go one step beyond.

7. My mother, brother, and sister and all the new midgets who have come along since.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Moonlighting as a chippendale, like my mother always wanted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I'm still afraid of the dark. Because ghosts and monsters are real, didn't you know?
You should message me if
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If taking over the world with me doesn't sound like your cup of tea, then you need not apply.