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22 Spring Valley, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:29pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I can't see whom has rated my profile highly, so please message me if you do so.
*I spend almost every weekend in Manhattan or Brooklyn, since that is where my social life is centered. If you don't like engaging with people outside the city, there is truly no reason to worry.

Hello, Shalom, Merhaba, Guttentag,

Back in the 1950s my grandfather had some of his artistic works temporarily put in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. His canvases express an incredible blend of abstract expressionist and cubist styles. Interestingly, he stopped painting for the public forum just a couple of years after the aforementioned exhibition and I can guarantee that you have never heard of him unless you read obscure Spanish literature.

Every single thing that I have learned to become, as a man and human being, is derived from my love of art, history, music, complex morality, and my love of the pursuit of knowledge.

Let's meet up and write poetry over tea. There are many intriguing ideas to unveil and I'd very much like new and intriguing acquaintances to explore such things with. There's something awfully fantastic about being quiet with someone without feeling strange about the silence.

If you want to know anything about me, just ask. I'd love to answer any questions as long as I can ask a few of my own.

"Red: the blood of angry men!
Black: the dark of ages past!
Red: a world about to dawn!
Black: the night that ends at last!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Studying archaeology and conducting thesis research so that I can go for my doctorate in the UK and work in the Andes. Fighting Lactose Intolerance. Wondering how difficult my life would have been as a socialist during the McCarthy Era.

I'm hoping to move to Turkey in a little over a year and am teaching myself the native language in preparation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Keeping myself from gloating about things I may be good at. I'd prefer to show you what I'm good at than have you take me word for it. Although I must say that I am phenomenally good at brushing my own hair. Legend has it that the power of my hair brushing once stopped the construction of the Fourth Reich.

I've been told that I'm really good at abruptly creating refreshingly serious conversations out of meaningless banter.

I'm told that I'm really good at reading people. It's not a skill that I am especially proud of, nor one that I find especially enjoyable. In the end, I'm just not one you want to try to lie to if you don't want to be caught.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my hair and the fact that I'm usually well dressed.
Or maybe it's just that I'm a klutz and can be fairly clumsy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Horror is delectable. I'm always looking for a good book and the time to read it. College spares me little time for pleasure reading. Right now I'm working on some Shirley Jackson works.
Horror and Science Fiction films are usually my favorites, though I have a soft spot for Mel Brooks and Monty Python. I am also completely enamored with Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
My musical taste spans from classic rock to baroque music from the 1600s. It all depends on the day. Right now I'm listening to a cool alternative band called My Brightest Diamond.
I'd be happy to receive a mix tape containing music by Schumann, Andrew Bird, Bob Dylan, Blood, Sweat & Tears, Ella Fitzgerald, Stephen Sondheim, Philip Glass, and one very specific song by Yes called Mood for a Day.
If you actually ever did this for me you would possibly be one of the best people who has ever lived.

Foreign foods and seafood are fantastic. Rice, beans, and plantains are also really good too, because I feel like reinforcing latino stereotypes. I'm willing to try most things once.

Watching the Twilight Zone is fantastic. There are shows I enjoy, but nothing that I would use to identify myself. Similar to my literature tastes, I almost always enjoy horror. For instance, I enjoy American Horror Story as strange as it is.

M.C. Escher and Winslow Homer are my favorite artists and they have just about nothing in common.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is not one single material thing I couldn't do without. Every single material object I have now will either cease to be, or cease to be mine when I am gone. Such things are not a worry, though losing some objects would be a disappointment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rainer Maria Rilke's theories regarding young love.

Why people on Okcupid think that stating personality types as identified by the Myers-Briggs test, a test that isn't even accepted by the scientific community, is a good idea. The only thing that I can derive from Myers-Briggs test results on a profile is that the person I am looking at is willing to identify him or herself by faulty and inconsistent survey data that creates caricatures of who each person actually is. It gives each person a description to live down to.

How I can make my momentary insignificance on this earth matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saving the world from giant robots. Have you ever seen a gargantuan homicidal robot? No? Yeah, that was all me.
For some reason rogue automatons like Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I wear glasses.

When I was child, and still a religious Jew, I accidentally had a slice of pepperoni and starting crying, because I thought God was going to smite me as a result. The moral of this story, you ask? Sometimes accidental processed meats happen. One must prepare oneself for when they do.

(To be clear, I'm not going to post private things that actually matter to me.)
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to go get a cup of tea and talk about anything and everything. I'm an open book and completely respectful of the fact that you may not be.

If you'd like to go dancing with someone. In a formal sense, I've been meaning to take Argentine Tango and Salsa lessons. I would love to have a steady dance partner.

It would be fantastic to find someone to go to the opera with.

Lastly, in case none of the above apply, you should message me if you think we'd get along. I'm a very open-minded and accepting person. At least that is what I've been told.

-I'm in an open relationship with an incredibly loving and wonderful woman at the moment, and we have a very healthy as well as trusting dynamic. You can rest assured that if we go out, she knows about it. I'm also not interested in leaving her for someone else.
-We have a couple profile:
-Men- if you are shirtless or dressed like shlubs, my reaction will almost always be negative. I'm not interested in a man who believes his body is God's gift to the world.
-If you message me with any variation of "what's up", there's a high chance I won't respond.