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24 Cadillac, MI Man


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  • Ages 18-25
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My details

Last online
Jan 4, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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My name is Joseph M. Gilbert. I'm 21 years old, skinny, about average height, played soccer in high school, play video games, drink here and there, in the Army National Guard as a 31B "aka Military Police" with the 46th MP CO, and am pretty shy unfortunately. also working at mejier in cadillac now. shitty money but a job nonetheless. changed almost everything on my profile today as well. included some new pics. im not very photogenic so dont laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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currently workin at mejier in cadillac and gearin up to deploy with the 46th mp co.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
gettin suckered into helping everyone i know. a lot of people including close friends have takin advantage of me but i like to think that it makes me a better person. i just love helping people too much.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm far too nice for my own good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i dont really read books. i have a super short memory so id forget while reading it lol. defiantely a fan of horror movies especially ones that involve viral plagues such as zombies parasites etc. music wise i listen to a lot of random things. mainly metal music such as lamb of god, arch enemy, trivium, and more. i also listen to bands such as senses fail, silverstien, cartel, the academy is, and others along those lines. cant beleive i almost forgot a day to remember haha. dont really watch a whole lot of tv anymore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i could not live without other people to rely on such as friends and family. food, air, and water are obviously necessary haha. transportation is really nice. my super cool 2000 buick century is falling apart but still nice to have. would say energy drinks but my new years resolution is to quit drinkin pop related beverages so not that anymore. cigarettes i guess would qualify even though they are killing me slowly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what this world has come too. unrealistic views of perfectionism, why we must kill, steal, and bully one another, and a lot of things really. "my mind is a fuck" in the words of system of a down.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shoot normally im working. if not though i like to hang out with my friends and drink a little or a lot depends on the mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I smell everything before i consume it.
You should message me if
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<(-.-<)(>-.-)> if your interested in a generally nice guy that wants to treat you like a princess haha. at least to the best of my ability.