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31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:19am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
I like to joke around and have fun. I tend to get along with most people, especially people who don't take themselves too seriously, love horribly offensive jokes and not being boring. Life has been interesting lately to say the least. Some serious things have been happening thus making me take things way TOO serious...seriously. I'm working on that though.

Anyways, I'm a CA transplant just like 1 out of every 4 people you meet here. I moved here five years ago to steal your job and buy your foreclosed house on my credit card. It's cozy. Thanks for leaving the couch. This town has a lot to offer. I like to get out there and be a part of it. Maybe you would like to join me.

I'm looking for someone who is fun, funny and out of the "Keep Portland Weird" Ordinary.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a social worker and musician. I've been attempting to leave a positive dent in society's door for the past 6 years. So I've bounced around from AmeriCorps to Non-Profits to Politics to Journalism and then somehow decided I was just fucking crazy enough to become a social worker.

I play music, as stated before. Just like everyone else I'm in a band. We are kinda like a post rock experimental soul metal band with hints of Maiden and a love for Liberace, oh and it's improv and we made our instruments out of recycled fixed gears, plastic jugs and caskets. Just kidding, I'm in a soul band, a punk and I have a solo project. They all suck.

My friends mean a lot to me and I keep them tied up in my basement close. I guess I use the term "friends" loosley...unlike their chains. Seriously though, I love my friends and have some great people in my life. A fact that has been unmistakably awesome due to the seriousness of recent times.

What else? I'm way down with nature, just like everyone here. I would like to become smarter. I recently applied to grad school in an effort to make that happen but I guess I wasn't smart enough for them. I love volunteer work. Don't pay me and tell me it's for a worthy cause and I'll probably clean your house...oh wait that's my house now...right.
I’m really good at
Devil Sticks, especially when they are on fire.

Sleeping in.

Playing dress up.
The first things people usually notice about me
Your pants aren't tight enough for this town.

You're not passive aggressive enough for this town.

You're a better driver than everyone in this town!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Poetry. Politics. Picture.

Anything at a brew and view.

Punk Rock....and a lot more.

Mexican (I'm from CA remember). I'm also a garbage disposal so give me your leftovers. My Senior class gave me the "Are you gonna finish that?" award. I wonder if I can get that award on OkCupid?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Creative ways to subversively live without being a slave to the white corporate male hypocrisy....and then not doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a show, going to a show, hanging with friends or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time 10,000 people saw me naked.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if want to. I'm looking to meet new people. I really enjoy getting to know people and making new friends. I'm a real person not a profile, message me if you wanna find that out.