Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a sensitive left handed Pisces trying make sense out of
this mixed up messed up world. I'm a big fan of joking around and
having fun. That first sentence was only partly joking. I tend to
get along with most people, especially people who don't take
themselves too seriously, love horribly offensive jokes and who try
not to be boring. I truly enjoy meeting new people and being social
however everyone needs there down time...even me.
I'm a big fan of what Portland has to offer. Shows, bars, great
food, outdoor adventure both in and out of the city, art,
"weirdness" and costumes! I love to get out there and be a part of
it. If you're into wacky music, costume parties or anything that
combines sunshine, booze and friendly outgoing people we'd probably
I'm a CA transplant just like 1 out of every 4 people you meet
here. I moved here six years ago to steal your job and buy your
foreclosed house on my credit card. It's cozy. Thanks for leaving
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a social worker and musician. I've been attempting to leave a
positive dent in society's door for the past 8 years. So I've
bounced around from AmeriCorps to Non-Profits to Politics to
Journalism and then somehow decided I was just fucking crazy enough
to become a social worker. I really love the work as taxing as it
can be it's still the most rewarding thing I've ever done.
I play music, as stated before. Just like everyone else I'm in a
band. We are kinda like a post rock experimental soul metal band
with hints of Maiden and a love for Liberace, oh and it's improv
and we made our instruments out of reclaimed caskets, plastic jugs
and aerosol cans. Not really, I'm in a soul band, a punk band and I
have a solo project. They all suck....not really.
My friends mean a lot to me and I keep them close...like tied up in
my basement close. I guess I use the term "friends"
loosley...unlike their chains. Seriously though, I love my friends
and have some great people in my life. I try my hardest to be an
awesome friend and sometimes I just might succeed.
I've been in a bit of an early 30's holy shit I got to make some
changes phase lately. I'm still figuring out what that means. So
far I've come up with. Utilize my time better to be more creative,
pursue some further education, possibly try to learn
Espanol...that's Spanish and maybe leave the country next year for
awhile. I'm still working on all that though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Devil Sticks, especially when they are on fire.
Playing dress up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Your pants aren't tight enough for this town.
You're not passive aggressive enough for this town.
You're a better driver than everyone in this town!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Poetry. Politics. Picture.
Anything at a brew and view.
Punk Rock....and a lot more.
My Senior class gave me the "Are you gonna finish that?" award. I'm
now a gluten free hipster that doesn't drink beer or eat dairy
either. What happened to me?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative ways to subversively live without being a slave to the
white corporate male hypocrisy....and then not doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, going to a show, hanging with friends or constantly
checking my OKC profile to see if any awesome girls have messaged
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time 10,000 people saw me naked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to. Life is way too short and fragile to live behind a
veil of self conscious anxiety. I-net dating as is dating in
general can be weird. I'm all about making it not that way. It's
easy to fall into patterns with it...grab drinks...sit and
chat...present some polished version of yourself. It's fun to move
past that in creative ways. If you have any ideas on how to do that
you should totally message me! I really enjoy getting to know
people and making new friends. I'm a real person not a profile so
message me if you wanna find that out.
Who are you looking for?
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