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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 10
Hispanic / Latin, White
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a sensitive left handed Pisces trying make sense out of this mixed up messed up world. I tend to get along with most people, especially people who don't take themselves too seriously, love horribly offensive jokes and try not to be boring. I truly enjoy meeting new people and being social however everyone needs there down time...even me.

I'm a big fan of what Portland has to offer. Shows, bars, great food, outdoor adventure both in and out of the city, art, "weirdness" and costumes! I love to get out there and be a part of it. If you're into wacky music, costume parties or anything that combines sunshine, booze and friendly outgoing people we'd probably get along.

I'm also a CA transplant just like 1 out of every 4 people you meet here. I moved here seven years ago to steal your job and buy your foreclosed house on my credit card. It's cozy. Thanks for leaving the couch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a social worker and musician. I've been attempting to leave a positive dent in society's door for the past 8 years. So I've bounced around from AmeriCorps to Non-Profits to Politics to Journalism and then somehow decided I was just fucking crazy enough to become a social worker. I really love the work as taxing as it can be it's still the most rewarding thing I've ever done.

I play music, as stated before. Just like everyone else I'm in a band. We are kinda like a post rock experimental soul metal band with hints of Maiden and a love for Liberace, oh and it's improv and we made our instruments out of reclaimed caskets, plastic jugs and aerosol cans. Not really, I'm in a soul band, a punk band and I have a solo project. They all suck....not really.

My friends mean a lot to me and I keep them tied up in my basement close. I guess I use the term "friends" loosley...unlike their chains. Seriously though, I love my friends and have some great people in my life. I try my hardest to be an awesome friend and sometimes I just might succeed.

I've been in a bit of an early 30's holy shit I got to make some changes phase lately. I'm still figuring out what that means. So far I've come up with, utilize my time better to be more creative, pursue some further education, possibly try to learn Espanol...that's Spanish and maybe leave the country next year for awhile. I'm still working on all that though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Devil Sticks, especially when they are on fire.

Sleeping in.

Playing dress up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Your pants aren't tight enough for this town.

You're not passive aggressive enough for this town.

You're a better driver than everyone in this town!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Poetry. Politics. Picture.

Anything at a brew and view.

Punk Rock....and a lot more.

My Senior class gave me the "Are you gonna finish that?" award. I'm now a gluten free hipster that doesn't drink beer or eat dairy either. What happened to me?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...creative ways to subversively live without being a slave to the white corporate male hypocrisy....and then not doing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing a show, going to a show, hanging with friends or doing awesome things that are amazing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time 10,000 people saw me naked.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. want to. I know I-net dating, much like dating in general, can be weird. It's easy to fall into patterns with it...grab drinks...sit and chat...present some polished version of yourself. It's fun to move past that in creative ways. If you have any ideas on how to do that you should totally message me! I'm very easy going and personable. I really enjoy getting to know people and making new friends. I'm a real person not a profile so message me if you wanna find that out.