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I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome,
sexy, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that
think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a
monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not
...now how many guys can say THAT!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I'm tired of the typical Florida club scene and being asked if I
have blow... guess I'm looking for someone who can break the
I've always been FASCINATED by psychology and wanting to ask the
question, "Why do people do what they do?" After getting depressed
working for a suicide hotline center I realized that I needed to do
something that fitted me more. I love to travel and will admit
always enjoyed the spotlight, plus I wanted to be part of something
big that really changed the lives of others.
So I began a career as a public speaker and life coach
people develop inner confidence, overcome personal anxieties, set
goals for their life, and improve their social skills... guess
secret really does work!
I work a flexible schedule so I end up sleeping in a lot and
"working" from home or whatever city I find myself in. It's a tough
life. But those margaritas aren't going to drink themselves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hearing my alarm clock and believing that it's a sound in my dream
and therefore I don't actually have to wake up.
Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of
myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.
Dancing amazingly well because I'm drunk...or dancing horribly
because I'm drunk.
Being a fat kid.
Working out because I'm a fat kid.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm one handsome ass motha f*cker...then they learn how
incredibly modest I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OK way to much to name so I'll just go top favorites...
Books: Harry Potter (yes I'm a dork I get it!), Dan Brown books,
Power of Now, 7 habits of highly successful people
Movies: Dark Knight, Fight Club, Matrix, Departed, Knocked up, LOTR
Music: Classic and modern rock, some pop stuff
Food: Sushi...I'm addicted
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone (or pretty much mini computer), that little Men in Black
zapper that makes people forget stuff (great if I go on a date I
dont like), the key people in my life that are always loyal and
there with me, SUSHI, a sense of humor, and of course....don't
forget to bring a towel!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that
we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and
hatred enter deep into our own natures.
...and knock knock jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading to the blind/Walking old ladies across the street/curing
cancer/eating more than Michael Phelps/building orphanges for
puppies that can't bark/staying humble and not trying to impress
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I did the naked man from "How I Met Your Mother". Yes it worked and
it was LEGEN...wait for it...I hope you're not lactose intolerant
because the next word is DARY!
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