Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Swedish investment banker who is ripped and loaded.
I spend my day snorting sapphires off the back of a walrus in an
inflatable pool of caviar. Close-minded, hate to try new things
and, to be honest, find most women to be icky. Not incredibly hung,
and rather selfish in the bedroom. Though that doesn't seem to stop
the women swarming to me for their fifteen seconds of glory "wink
If you feel I might be what you're looking for, you'll find my
paypal details on any random pub toilet wall. Otherwise, if you'd
like to get to know the warm-hearted, adorable dag pictured above,
send me a message, and I might pass the word on to him.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Though incredibly rusty at relationships and anything to do with
romance from recent lack of participation of dating (and anything
that comes with it), he does at least try. Occasionally walks with
a wobble, which is a symptom of an early onset of his
neurodegenerative disorder (spinocerebellar ataxia). Has on
occasion been mistaken for being drunk.
If I have one good thing to say about Rockford, is that he respects
other perspectives and doesn't judge.
Both humanist and hedonist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rockford has a range of favourite music, books and TV. His
bookshelf holds a collection of Clive Barker, P.J. O'Rourke, Oliver
Sacks, Amanda Palmer along with some art guides. But I know since
he's previously driven trucks in an open-pit mine, he is quite
partial to a good audiobook. Neil Gaiman's American Gods is quite
awesome in that format.
His music collection ranges from The Dresden Dolls, Grant Nicholas,
Anneke Van Giersbergen and Chris Cornell to Van Halen, The Darkness
and Reel Big Fish. He cant dance.
Absolutely loathes aired TV by the amount of bias drivel dished out
on any channel (excluding the ABC and SBS). Recently discovered
Netflix. Series he's enjoyed would include True Detective,
Californication, Fargo, Hung, Better Call Saul, Hannibal, Vikings
and Black Mirror.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That he has no idea what he wants out of this. He's open to
long-term and knows the option for casual can be a red flag. I
believe he'd like to start simple, then if we're wanting more, let
it evolve into something ongoing. Just being honest. Be sure his
messages will be respectful, but please help him along as thinking
he may appreciate it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Like any other day..... Simply awesome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Have three nipples.
Yes, all three are sensitive.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
He sparks your interest, you're thinking "he's a bit alright" or
that he'd float your boat. He's a little shy in getting
conversations started and just hasn't been initiating them (both
here and real life), so send a message as he rarely sends the first
contact. Has just recently moved into a shared house in Melbourne's
Please note: Rockford has bred in the past. Awesome as kids are,
he's been snipped as there's no plans for more. If you have
young'ns of your own, fantastic. Yummy mummies should definitely
message him (or those who just aren't wanting kids).
Rockford isn't one to ask about toe sucking or if you're keen on
having a threesome with a goat...
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