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37 Hawthorn, Australia Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 5:29am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a Swedish investment banker who is ripped and loaded.

I spend my day snorting sapphires off the back of a walrus in an inflatable pool of caviar. Close-minded, hate to try new things and, to be honest, find most women to be icky. Not incredibly hung, and rather selfish in the bedroom. Though that doesn't seem to stop the women swarming to me for their fifteen seconds of glory "wink wink".

If you feel I might be what you're looking for, you'll find my paypal details on any random pub toilet wall. Otherwise, if you'd like to get to know the warm-hearted, adorable dag pictured above, send me a message, and I might pass the word on to him.
What I’m doing with my life
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Though incredibly rusty at relationships and anything to do with romance from recent lack of participation of dating (and anything that comes with it), he does at least try. Occasionally walks with a wobble, which is a symptom of an early onset of his neurodegenerative disorder (spinocerebellar ataxia). Has on occasion been mistaken for being drunk.

If I have one good thing to say about Rockford, is that he respects other perspectives and doesn't judge.

Both humanist and hedonist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rockford has a range of favourite music, books and TV. His bookshelf holds a collection of Clive Barker, P.J. O'Rourke, Oliver Sacks, Amanda Palmer along with some art guides. But I know since he's previously driven trucks in an open-pit mine, he is quite partial to a good audiobook. Neil Gaiman's American Gods is quite awesome in that format.

His music collection ranges from The Dresden Dolls, Grant Nicholas, Anneke Van Giersbergen and Chris Cornell to Van Halen, The Darkness and Reel Big Fish. He cant dance.

Absolutely loathes aired TV by the amount of bias drivel dished out on any channel (excluding the ABC and SBS). Recently discovered Netflix. Series he's enjoyed would include True Detective, Californication, Fargo, Hung, Better Call Saul, Hannibal, Vikings and Black Mirror.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That he has no idea what he wants out of this. He's open to long-term and knows the option for casual can be a red flag. I believe he'd like to start simple, then if we're wanting more, let it evolve into something ongoing. Just being honest. Be sure his messages will be respectful, but please help him along as thinking he may appreciate it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Like any other day..... Simply awesome!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Have three nipples.
Yes, all three are sensitive.
You should message me if
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He sparks your interest, you're thinking "he's a bit alright" or that he'd float your boat. He's a little shy in getting conversations started and just hasn't been initiating them (both here and real life), so send a message as he rarely sends the first contact. Has just recently moved into a shared house in Melbourne's Hawthorn East.

Please note: Rockford has bred in the past. Awesome as kids are, he's been snipped as there's no plans for more. If you have young'ns of your own, fantastic. Yummy mummies should definitely message him (or those who just aren't wanting kids).

Rockford isn't one to ask about toe sucking or if you're keen on having a threesome with a goat...