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31 Manchester, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Bisexual, Questioning, Queer
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a fat woman.
If that's not what you like, then you probably shouldn't message me.

Now with added green hair.

I'm also experimenting with being non-monogamous right now.

I am a 6ft she-hulk seeking a hetro bear/Ron Swanson/other excellent human. Feminism a necessity.

I am happy and sarcastic and I'm looking for people to be happy and sarcastic with. I find it really attractive when someone is passionate about their hobby, job or interests. Do you know about a thing? Tell me about that thing.

***Message me if you've got something to say other than, "Hi" or similar. If you could copy and paste your message to more than one person, then you're doing this site wrong.***
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I promote comedy shows, lift heavy things, help run a female voice choir and do pub quizzes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
High fives.

Doing that awkward thing where I hold the door open for someone, but they're too far away, so then I let go of the door, but by that time they've made it to the door, so essentially I end up slamming the door in their face. It's not the superpower I'd hoped for, if I'm honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am hilarious. Seriously.

Nope. No idea. I'm often wearing red lipstick, so maybe it's that. Or my necklace that says 'why?'. It's a band, not a philosophical question, by the way.

I'm a big woman though, so it's most likely that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Bloody loads. Doesn't everyone like loads of music? I'm currently enjoying a David Bazan phase, I like Anticon type hip hop, load shouty guitar based stuff, singy guitar based stuff, and tuneful beeps and pips. Helpful?

Books... Orwell, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Iain Banks, Douglas Coupland, Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, Augusten Burroughs, Jonathan Franzen.

Food: I'm a vegetarian, but not one who really cares what anyone else eats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nope. 6 things? Fuuuuuuuuck that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technology. What song I'm going to arrange for choir next. My family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking something. Eating something. Watching something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love dance films. Seriously. All of the Step Up films, Save the Last Dance, all of them. NO GUILTY PLEASURES.
You should message me if
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If your friends have nicknamed you Sasquatch/Viking, or you look like you could be in Game Of Thrones.

Or if you are able to talk about something you love. Quantum physics, otters, cooking, knitting, whatever.

Basically if you're a good person and you've got something to say other than, "Hi" or similar. Like I said earlier, if you could copy and paste your message to more than one person, then you're doing this site wrong.