Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


30 F Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It seems like some guys still aren't reading my profile. here's a link in case your hard of reading:

***Message me if you've got something to say other than, "Hi" or similar. If you could copy and paste your message to more than one person, then you're doing this site wrong.***

6ft she-hulk seeks hetro bear/Ron Swanson, or similar

I am happy and sarcastic and I'm looking for someone to be happy and sarcastic with. I find it really attractive when someone is passionate about their hobby, job or interests. Having something to say is important to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I promote comedy shows, lift heavy things, help run a female voice choir and do pub quizzes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
High fives. They are important.
Doing that awkward thing where I hold the door open for someone, but they're too far away, so then I let go of the door, but by that time they've made it to the door, so essentially I end up slamming the door in their face. It's not the superpower I'd hoped for, if I'm honest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am hilarious. Seriously.

Nope. No idea. I'm often wearing red lipstick, so maybe it's that. Or my necklace that says 'why?'. It's a band, not a philosophical question, by the way.

I'm a big woman though, so it's most likely that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Bloody loads. Doesn't everyone like loads of music? I'm currently enjoying a David Bazan phase, I like Anticon type hip hop, load shouty guitar based stuff, singy guitar based stuff, and tuneful beeps and pips. Helpful?

Books... Orwell, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Iain Banks, Douglas Coupland, Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, Augusten Burroughs, Jonathan Franzen.

Food: I'm a vegetarian, but not one who really cares what anyone else eats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm assuming that family, friends and music are given.

- Glasses. Not just for seeing, my face looks weird without them.
- Aquariums.
- Cheese.
- My diary. If it doesn't go in there, it's not happening.
- Comedy.
- Singing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technology. What song I'm going to arrange for choir next. My family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking something. Eating something. Watching something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love dance films. Seriously. All of the Step Up films, Save the Last Dance, all of them. NO GUILTY PLEASURES.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your friends have nicknamed you Sasquatch/Viking, or you look like you could be in Game Of Thrones. I'm into a hairy man.

If you have a solid commitment to facial hair, that's the kind of thing I dig.

If you are able to talk about something you love. Quantum physics, otters, cooking, knitting, whatever.

You've got something to say other than, "Hi" or similar. If you could copy and paste your message to more than one person, then you're doing this site wrong.