Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a fat woman.
If that's not what you like, then you probably shouldn't message
Now with added green hair.
I'm also experimenting with being non-monogamous right now.
I am a 6ft she-hulk seeking a hetro bear/Ron Swanson/hilarious
dude, or similar. Feminism a necessity.
I am happy and sarcastic and I'm looking for people to be happy and
sarcastic with. I find it really attractive when someone is
passionate about their hobby, job or interests. Do you know about a
thing? Tell me about that thing.
***Message me if you've got something to say other than, "Hi" or
similar. If you could copy and paste your message to more than one
person, then you're doing this site wrong.***
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I promote comedy shows, lift heavy things, help run a female voice
choir and do pub quizzes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing that awkward thing where I hold the door open for someone,
but they're too far away, so then I let go of the door, but by that
time they've made it to the door, so essentially I end up slamming
the door in their face. It's not the superpower I'd hoped for, if
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am hilarious. Seriously.
Nope. No idea. I'm often wearing red lipstick, so maybe it's that.
Or my necklace that says 'why?'. It's a band, not a philosophical
question, by the way.
I'm a big woman though, so it's most likely that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Bloody loads. Doesn't everyone like loads of music? I'm
currently enjoying a David Bazan phase, I like Anticon type hip
hop, load shouty guitar based stuff, singy guitar based stuff, and
tuneful beeps and pips. Helpful?
Books... Orwell, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Iain Banks, Douglas Coupland,
Chuck Palahniuk, Chuck Klosterman, Augusten Burroughs, Jonathan
Food: I'm a vegetarian, but not one who really cares what anyone
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nope. 6 things? Fuuuuuuuuck that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Technology. What song I'm going to arrange for choir next. My
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking something. Eating something. Watching something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love dance films. Seriously. All of the Step Up films, Save the
Last Dance, all of them. NO GUILTY PLEASURES.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your friends have nicknamed you Sasquatch/Viking, or you look
like you could be in Game Of Thrones.
Or if you are able to talk about something you love. Quantum
physics, otters, cooking, knitting, whatever.
Basically if you're a good dude and you've got something to say
other than, "Hi" or similar. Like I said earlier, if you could copy
and paste your message to more than one person, then you're doing
this site wrong.
Who are you looking for?
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