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-Tom85

28 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Smart, funny, decisive, assertive, independent, articulate, gentlemanly, educated, intelligent, quick-witted, liberal, introvert, intellectually curious, adventurous, honest to a fault, and...modest obviously.

I have lived and studied in Asia, though I've been settled in London for many years now. I enjoy skiing and snowboarding.

If you think you can keep me on my toes, get in touch.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in the Mayfair doing a job I'm passionate about, enjoying life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most things. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the INTJ death stare. Alternatively, my smile or blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films: Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Matrix, El secreto de sus ojos, Dead Poets Society, Tetro, La Meglio Gioventù, District 13, The Sea Inside, Run Lola Run, Winterschläfer, Martyrs, Slumdog Millionaire, Seven Pounds, Red, White and Blue, The Three Colors Trilogy, Oldboy, The Kite Runner, The Believer, Enemy at the Gates, Lord of War, The Prestige, Schindler's List, The Shawshank Redemption, The Pianist, Arlington Road, City of Angels, V for Vendetta, Layer Cake, Forrest Gump, Downfall, American History X, City of God, Hotel Rwanda, Trainspotting, Chocolat, Amelie, The Motorcycle Diaries, Before Sunrise, About Time, A Good Year.

As you can see, I have exceptional taste in films. If you would like to recommend a film, please get in touch. If you think there is a film on my list that is not good, please submit an essay, no less than 2000 words, proof read and properly formatted, outlining why you think the film should be removed from my list. I will promptly grade you an "F" and set you straight.

Food: Most things, especially Middle-Eastern and Indian.
Alcohol: Tokaji, Pinot Noir, Scotch, Perry.

Books: Mostly non-fiction, ever since I was a child. Fiction seems to constrain my imagination.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Woolen socks (in winter)
Books
Chocolate
Handmade shoes
Passport
Good company

To be honest, I can live without most things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think that writing "I'm passionate about travelling" sounds intellectually superior to "I want to spend my life bumming around on holiday".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Do not have a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As a child I used to write with my tongue out and to the side. My female teacher sat next to me emulating me as a joke. When I noticed the other kids laughing I snapped my head to the side and licked my teachers tongue. First French kiss!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to give me chocolate.
You are usually on time.
You are usually on time.
You are usually on time.

Conversely, don't message me if you drink cans of lager on the tube, or have "procrastination" listed as something you're good at. It's not that I have anything against procrastinating, it's just that literally 80% of the profiles have it written. It's a word seldom used so I figured you all just copied each other to sound intelligent. Be original! Also, if you claim to be both an introvert and extrovert. I hate you. You cannot be both. What you may be is stupid.

Or, if you've made it to the end of my incredibly immodest profile and realised that whilst I don't lack confidence, I have for the most part been taking the piss, and you would sincerely like to get to know the real me.

*** I rarely send first messages on here. If you enjoyed my profile, you should take the initiative ***