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-Mxyzptlk

30 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm originally from Philadelphia and somewhat break the typical Seattle mold. I prefer a 5-star hotel to a tent in the woods and happy hour to hiking. I'm hard at work training for my next (Netflix) marathon. I'm a big fan of food and drink, so I love both trying new and revisiting favorite restaurants / bars / cocktail joints. Most of all, if you like bad puns, we'll get along.

A photon walks into an airport and is asked if it's checking any luggage. It says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
What I’m doing with my life
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As a wee lad, I decided I would be Superman when I grew up. I was as surprised as anyone to learn that this isn't as easy to accomplish as it first seems. Who knew? Still, I did manage to acquire a superpower, but it's (obviously) a secret.

By day, I manage the marketing department for an online lead generation company focused on the legal and home improvement industries.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It’s usually my height. Unless I’m sitting down, then it’s the antlers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There’s a long list of books I like, but a small sampling would be A Song of Ice and Fire, Flowers for Algernon, Ender's Game, Watchmen, The Name of the Wind, and Guns, Germs, and Steel.

As for TV and movies, I’m a fan of Breaking Bad, Scrubs, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Community, Lost, Psych, The Incredibles, The Matrix, Forrest Gump, and District 9.

Some of my local favorites are Seven Stars Pepper Szechuan (hand-shaven Dan Dan noodles), Queen Sheba (doro wot and honey wine), and Americana (French toast). For the best cocktails in town, go see Gregg at Witness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At any given time, I could be grabbing drinks with friends, going all-in on a mediocre poker hand, belting out karaoke, hosting a board game night, or putting my couch and home theater to good use.
You should message me if
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You like what you read and want to hear more, you’d like to solicit a terrible pun, or the fate of the world hangs in the balance.