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27 Ashland, VA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 24
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I Like to Think a lot
Thinking may be my favorite pass time
I seek Truth
Justice can tag along too
American Way?....umm....I'll get back to you, American Way
People generally love me or hate me... and then realize their mistake and love me. Similarly I usually love or despise other humans. Some call that being judgmental. I call it not reinforcing bad behavior. I'm a loud, hyperactive, overly analytical, selfish only-child who never really grew up, who is funny, self-aware, a bit too confident for his own good and a lot too clever for anyone else's. I'm into the Industrial Scene and frequent Fallout. I'm into the Comedy scene and perform at Comedy Sportz Richmond. I write for Quail Bell Magazine. I'm into British unhealthily and am actively trying to get my accent down so I can sneak into the country before America implodes in on itself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My Good Friend and I Opened up a Clothing store in Carytown about 2 years ago now so Owning and Operating LeenaLu Is my Primary time consumer.
I'm also beginning to buckle down and really get serious about pursuing my acting career. I figure I got about 5 more years before I have to be all realistic and give up on that dream.

Hobbies Include
The Entertainment Industry
Movies/Television/Theatre/Story Telling
Writing Fiction
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a Sweet-ass Mutherfucker
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Intense Personality and Energy. Followed by incessant ability to converse on anything and everything which proves to annoy and mesmerize at the same time. Then probably my ass. It's quite nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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What the Bleep do We Know?!, Freakonomics, The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down, The Forgotten, A.I., The Saw series, Tokyo Gore Police, Descent, Brick, Fantastic Planet, 28 Days Later, The Dark Knight, Reefer Madness, Hard Candy, The Village, Dancer in the Dark, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Reno 911: The Movie, Girl, Interrupted, The Lady Killers, Hollywood Sex Wars, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, KiDULTHOOD, AdULTHOOD, Anuvahood, Attack the Block, Shank, Sket, Perfect Blue, Night of the Living Dorks, Time of the Wolf, Benie's Video, Funny Games, Kill Bill, Zodiac, The Zodiac, Bedazzled, Art School Confidential, Sweeny Todd, God Bless America, Equilibrium, Mean Girls, Daybreakers, Bowling for Columbine, Boys Don't Cry, Dogtooth
Television Series
Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Farscape, Arrested Developement, My So-Called Life, Taken (Sci-fi), Dead Like Me, Starved (FX), How I Met You Mother, Invader Zim, Excel Saga, My So-Called Life, Better Off Ted, Freakazoid, Dirty Pair Flash, Star Trek: Voyager, High School of the Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Wilfred, LOST, X-Files, Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Beast Wars, Batman Beyond, Dollhouse, Ugly Americans, Lie to Me, Xena, Blue Mountain State, FLCL, Pulling
God's Debris, Da Vinci Code, The Giver, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, The Art of War, Mein Kampf, The Shack,
KMFDM, Combichrist, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Slick Idiot, The Shanghai Restoration Project, Project Pat, T.I., Lil Wanye, You and What Army, Cheap Sex, MC Chris, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Mindless Self Indulgence, Enigma, Sia, Jem
The Food Kind
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Sense of Self
-A way to Create
-The Ability to Learn
-My Metabolism
-My Immune System
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to Kill a Mocking Bird (and make it look like an accident). Why Fools Fall in Love (...and how to kill them using a Mocking Bird).
Where did Ya'll all come from (Yes, Ya'll. I'm from Space....We have Mocking Jays there. They're more advanced) The "Birds and The Bees" (and how best to Mock people using the information).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my best friends, you may know them as The Best Human Beings on Earth Drinking Heavily and debating whatever trivial topic that has come up that night for us to discuss. This usually leads to wrestling matches in my room to determine who is the winner of said debate as the abstract, idealistic or absurd issues we generally deal with are far to grand and complex for any one black and white answer to be completely correct (but that doesn't mean we won't try!). After That a group screening of some movie may commence and upon its completely be brutally picked up for all its flaws and triumphs and then the strip poker will ensue or if the alcohol is depleted we may go joy riding to local and acquire additional friends (And additional alcohol :))
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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....Me and Joss Whedon were Lesbian Lovers in a Past Life......

*Tips glass* True Story
You should message me if
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You're a Clever Girl. Are Secure in who you are. Wants to rule the World and approves of the use of Lasers to do so. Likes good story telling (movies, tv, theatre). Is a complete human being (although cybernetic and vampire parts are acceptable). Whom's sense of loyalty is uncompromising. Learned how to kiss a human mouth correctly ( I right Ladies?lol)!!! and someone that might be looking for a partner in crime, however you may like to describe that. .....oh and try to be Hot...that helps a lot. KThanks :)