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26 F South San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
Pacific Islander
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
FACT: the only message I've received so far was from an okc staff member asking for routine feedback. but we had a 78% match. so I winked at him. (he did not wink back.)

I hope you're ready for some fun!
I’m really good at
I don't want to post up any pictures of myself yet because I swear to god I'll drop a pants size (or three, if you can make me cry about my self-image) within the next few weeks/days/hours before you see me in real life and realize: "oh my god, she wasn't lying when she said she wished that OkCupid had a 'Chunky' option for 'Body Type'."
The first things people usually notice about me
I wish OkCupid had a "Chunky" option for "Body Type."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really want to get down and dirty with a guy who has the same level of audacity as kanye west. except, instead of bragging about louis vuitton don night, my man will brag about the size of his e-penis. this includes - but is not limited to - his processor speed, his dps, how fast he compiles, how much sex he didn't have in high school and/or college because he was too busy fucking bitches on the grading curve, and all of the tacos he can eat within a 20-minute time span.

(and maybe his deadlift.)

(I know the last two aren't really e-penis-ish.)

(but he could probably post pictures on the Internet and win e-fame for it.)

(so it kind of counts.)
The six things I could never do without
please don't message me if you don't get it. you'll be wasting time for the both of us.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I really enjoy looking up people with extremely low match percentages, extremely low friend percentages, and extremely high enemy percentages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I need you to be (1) hilarious, (2) intelligent, and (3) stronger, better, and more powerful than me in every sense of those words and in everything I do.

as a friend put it: "Smart enough to program drunk, throws up a ton in steel at the gym and goes home to beat you at Starcraft in between destroying your pussy. Tall order."
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if

if you've ever (1) listed the following on your profile or (2) considered getting serious with a girl who lists the following on her profile, then we are most likely not compatible, you handsome stranger!

- "I love to laugh!"
- "I like to explore the city!"
- "Friday nights are never typical!"
- "I love to travel!"
- "I don't take myself too seriously!"
- "I'm looking for my partner in crime!"
- "DAE le reddit this gem amirite guys?"
- "oh, and I love to laugh!"

also, I'm not skinny. make sure we kew with that.

ALSO, if you've ever used a meme in real life, I probably hate you. I knew it wouldn't work out when he told me how much he loved rage comics and advice animals. I admire creativity over regurgitation.