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-blearyeyes

30 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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i think reading literature literally makes you a better person.

i work in tech and spend my free time on booze & art.
What I’m doing with my life
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i spend a lot of time at work screwing around and making gifs. last week i was a dancer in a music video!
I’m really good at
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listening and wry humor. i can also cook a pretty delicious pie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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south american writers, russian writers, jean genet, thomas pynchon, jack pendarvis, george saunders, ursula k le guin, kathy acker, hp lovecraft and pg wodehouse.

i've worked at two ethiopian restaurants and that is the best food in this world or any other.

women with heartbreaking voices. hip-hop. the normal indie gamut and anything you can dance to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good laughs, the skyline, smart friends, coffee, my personal fortune of millions of dollars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
human rights & social justice, the critical analysis of media for fun, robot bodies, space travel, my friends, pulling off heists or confidence games, the state of contemporary literature, dick cheney is basically a darth vader who will never die
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out dancing somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i had to get rabies shots once. because of this i am immune to rabies for 2 or 3 more years (for real!)
You should message me if
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you think buzzfeed is terrible too