Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
a vice journalist said that i was "real, but mysterious at the same
i think reading literature literally makes you a better
i am a feminist. one time i was literally in a fight about
i work in tech and spend my free time on booze & art.
What I’m doing with my life
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i spend a lot of time at work screwing around and making gifs. last
week i was a dancer in a music video!
I’m really good at
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listening and wry humor. i can also cook a pretty delicious pie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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south american writers, russian writers, jean genet, thomas
pynchon, jack pendarvis, george saunders, ursula k le guin, kathy
acker, hp lovecraft and pg wodehouse.
i've worked at two ethiopian restaurants and that is the best food
in this world or any other.
women with heartbreaking voices. hip-hop. the normal indie gamut
and anything you can dance to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good laughs, the skyline, smart friends, coffee, my personal
fortune of millions of dollars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
human rights & social justice, the critical analysis of media
for fun, robot bodies, space travel, my friends, pulling off heists
or confidence games, the state of contemporary literature, dick
cheney is basically a darth vader who will never die
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i had to get rabies shots once. because of this i am immune to
rabies for 2 or 3 more years (for real!)
You should message me if
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you think buzzfeed is terrible too
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