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-blearyeyes

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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i have food allergies. karen o once told me i have a nice smile.
What I’m doing with my life
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working in tech, writing fiction, playing music, &c
I’m really good at
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improvisational sculpture. also, thinking up ideas for t-shirts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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who's that short, weird-lookin dude? why do people seem to like him so much?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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south american writers, russian writers, jean genet, thomas pynchon, jack pendarvis, ursula k le guin, hp lovecraft and pg wodehouse.

been on a horror movie kick lately. bonus points if it's in space

why?, xiu xiu, three 6 mafia.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
OK, here are some facts about giant squids.
1. giant squids are secretly in love with the whales they fight. the sucker scars that can be found on whales is only because squids love to wrap them tight in their tentacles, like a multi-limbed hug.
2. some giant squids release a bioluminescent ink. because of the depth of the ocean, and the low light there, this blinds their prey in the same way you too can be blinded by staring at the sun, and then looking away
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
human rights, the critical analysis of media for fun, robot bodies, space travel, my friends, pulling off heists or confidence games, the state of contemporary literature, dick cheney is basically a darth vader who will never die
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out dancing somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes i don't smell very good, but i always have very soft hair
You should message me if
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you know a good joke