So, here is a series of true statements.
own a dog named Remy, a cat named Magnet, and a snake named Sir Hiss.
am attempting sobriety after years of hard drinking.
currently sell pet food.
am starting to freelance web design again.
have an unhealthy obsession with Neil Diamond.
have an even unhealthier obsession with Pizza Rolls.
am a musician who doesn't play or write enough.
am also trained as an audio engineer and producer.
watch a whole lot of cooking shows.
don't own a bike.
don't participate in Zombie Pub Crawls or anything of the like.
don't drink or appreciate PBR.
don't rock climb or run marathons.
am often compared to Ron Swanson.
am a DIY culture advocate and maker of things.
would love to start a non-profit to teach DIY culture and making of things to youth.
am a lover of food and an adventurous eater, though I cook far less than I did at one point in time.
am a collector of things, including vinyl toys, vintage video games, records, artwork, and various other bits.
am horrible at money management.
hate doing dishes.
am a fiercely loyal friend, but I have no time for deception or pettiness.
am extremely laid back and patient.
grew up in the sticks.
am tired of making this list.