For the record, I'm not as creepy as I look. I'm actually rather nice and good to know.

How should I describe myself? I'll go for the long winded, multi description.

Bearded writer/ director, channelling the spirit of the dude, lover of irn bru, street artist, avid watcher of sports, general handyman, pint puller, nicotine fan, video game bloke, reader of books, social drinker, living dead fan, pot smoker, occasional player of music, doodler, coffee addict and movie watcher.

Also, have you ever looked at your own personality? Apparently I'm more independent and less organised that myself?! This has left me pondering while stroking my manly man beard. It's like having machine guns on your face apparently...

Plenty. If you want to know. Ask.

Outside of the wage slave working 9 til 5 treadmil, I try to keep myself busy. I say I'm a film maker, but it's been a while since I got behind the camera, but hopefully that will change soon. I like to spend a bit of time writing. Mostly scripts, but at the moment I'm working on a graphic novel that I am writing and a good buddy of mine is going to draw. Would like to get that done and in stores by the end of the year and I'l like to get behind the camera again as well.

So, that's the the tip of the iceberg of me. Between reading, origami, video games, street art and keeping up to date on pop culture, there's a lot going on.

- Remembering who that guy was in that movie. Y'know, that guy with all the hair.
- Making people laugh.
- Quashing revolutions.
- Shouting at the news. Accusing newsreaders of having drink problems.
- Rewrites.

The hair/ beard combo mostly apart from the gut I suppose. I've had a beard for a few years now and it can make me look a bit older than I am. The beard came about mainly due to my love of film. I looked at a lot of film makers and saw that they rocked a beard and thought, "Why not?"

Fave Books - "Pandaemonium" by Christopher Brookmyre, "World War Z" by Max Brooks, "Hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy" by Douglas Adams, "Monster Island" By David Wellington and "My Boring Ass Life" by Kevin Smith. I do read more, but I thought I'd just give you a top 5.

Fave Movies - What, apart from my own? Yeah, I like to make films, but a few recently clogging up my DVD player at the moment are; "Little Miss Sunshine", "Man on Fire", "The Darkest Hour" and "The Dark Knight". I'll pretty much watch every movie at least once. Even terrible films.

Fave Music - I do pride myself on listening to an array of different genres of music, but my favourite acts are; Deftones, Tool, Glassjaw, At the drive in, System of a down, Grandaddy and God speed you black emperor. As these acts can be a defining factor to what I like to listen to, it doesn't mean I'l just stick with these, but have found myself enjoying the likes of Hugh Laurie, Arcade Fire, The Pixies, Chase and Status, David Bowie and Dresden Dolls. I don't like listening to annoying tween pop, dance music and really heavy death metal.

Fave Food - I like to cook when I've got the time, but favourite things to eat include; Breakfast (mainly my own creation which is basically throwing as many breakfast items between 2 slices of hot buttered toast), stir fry, fish pie, Gu puddings, custard tarts, banana bread and chocolate Hob Nobs. There is more, but if I did list them all, I'd sound like a right tubby... oh, hang on.

Fave shows - A few shows I've been enjoying/ sky+'ing/ watching online include; "Parks and Recreation", "Falling Skies", "Wilfred", "Sherlock", "The Walking Dead", "QI", "Fresh Meat", "South Park", "Modern Family" and "Firefly"

1) Friends and family
2) Black book for sketching and writing
3) Pack of Smokes
4) COFFEE!!!
5) My ipod
6) Oxygen

What I've done? What to do next? These two questions take up the majority of my time.

Minor topics for my brain to ponder over include, but are not limited to; chances in a zombie apocalypse (be it the classic slow zombie or the runs like hell, fast zombie), life, the universe and everything.

What, if I'm not working? Depends. Whatever I fancy doing. I could go out and spend the evening drinking in various places with friends, Hanging out either at mine or a friends watching a film or rocking some video game action, writing scripts or sketching storyboards, working on street art/ graffiti ideas, going out and fulfilling these ideas (Mainly at silly O'Clock in the morning). I'm a single man, so really stuff I want to do.

Ok here's what I'll admit to;

- I sleep on the left hand side of the bed (Say if your looking up the bed, towards the pillows, that left side).

- I listen to Radio 2 in the shower (I like to sing along to some songs or dance to them. This is all naked by the way, I'm showering).

- I wanted to be a pro wrestler when I was a kid and still dip in and out of the sport.

- I also like to suck my thumb even though I'm getting older. Normally when I'm watching tv more than anything. Never out in public.

- I am a big fan of the films of Michael Bay. "Proper" film fans hate this, but I don't care.

Message me for the following reasons:
- You think you could get along with me.
- My beard is awesome.
- To trade zombie survival tips and tricks.
- To reach out for help on various creative projects.