Hello all. My name is Steve, and I am looking for true, heads over heels, forever romantic love. I’m tired of all the games, and of all the bullshit that happens with sleazy hookups. I am looking to be swept off my feet, by my knight in shining armor, my Prince Charming, if you will.

No matter how cliché it sounds, I love long walks at sunset on the beach. I like romantic, candlelit dinners for two. I want the last thing I see before going to sleep every night is my husband. I want to be able to watch you sleep. I want the first thing I see in the morning to be you.

If I haven’t scared you off, if you are still reading this, send me a message. If you are still reading, please continue to do so.

At times, I can be a walking contradiction. I love Ginger, but I adore Mary Anne. I like trying to catch the first snowflake of the winter, but I also love spending the whole day at the beach. The perfect double feature for me would be a romantic comedy then a horror movie. I love cooking, I hate the clean up. I love Gryffindor but I would so be in Slytherin. Harry Potter is cool, but Draco Malfoy is fucking hot!

According to OK Cupid Tests, I am a Slow Dancer, 52% slut, a Strong Democrat, will be dead at 79, have a high Spatial IQ, Young Britney Spears, Amateur porn, Military Position, The Clueless One, a Typical American, The Debutante, Ra-The Sun God, Pretty fucked, mediocre, Computer Illiterate (I highly debate this), My Perfect Match, Above Average, The Novice, WIZ, Technopagan, Middle Man, Pornoholic, Ben Jabituya, Disney Rocker!, Classic scorcher, The Sidekick, The ‘Just A Friend’, Wandering Tramp!, The Accomplice, Kink Superstar!, Gryffindor Quidditch Team, The “Gymrat” Athlete, Mountain unicycling, The Super Pure One, A- Amazing Calvinball skills, but you lack knowledge of the game, The Super Pure One, The Textbook Toddler, Kali, Ceiling Footprint, The Senator, Santa’s “Helper”, The Thymus, The lovable popcorn!, Call me “luke warm”, Demon, The Needy One, Beat 16/18 1st graders, No way Jose, FIRE!, Marauder, Marcie, Asian, Baltimore!, Cardinal Ximinez, Zoomie, Hmmmm…, You’re an Apple, Studmeister, Winner! (Kid’s Week), N, 4th place, crazy lady goes down, Master Descrambler, You win!, Lots of Screaming, Porn Star Stud, Aphrodite, Noncategorial, Jeopardy Contestant, Perfect Servant, Agnostic, Not Dumb, Profile Expert, Yes, MASTERbator, Oral Angel, Mainland Transplant, The Lando, Draco Malfoy, Gryffindor, SLYTHERIN, Average Viewer, More Than Good, Bellatrix Lestrange, Albus Dumbledore, The Liberated Lover, The Junkie, Potential, OMG!, Cute Fanatic, The Tabloid Trash, Sporadic Swearer, Color Master, Brother Eye, Jophiel, Castor & Polydeuces, Shrinking Violet, 130 IQ, Hollister, Much Ado About Nothing, Eddy/Christie, Jim Brass, 46% Smart Assness!, Orlando is OK, the Wolf, You Still Need Help!, Latency Stage, Peach, The Eccentric, Passion, The Cuddleslut, True Blue Realist, Local!, Lawyer, 82 Rent Fan!, Marb Red, Hermione, Existentialism, Indulgent, Respectable Standards, Balrog, Kickass Commuter, Casual gal, Farm or Ranch, The Casual Viewer, God Knowledged, Wicked/RENT, Modern Millie, Angel Dumott Schunard, Nearly There, They don’t know, 38% impossible, Pure Nerd, Busy Body-ENFJ, ENFJ-The Teacher, ENFP-The Champion, Aprilia RSV Millie, Rock Ho, Visual, HELL LEVEL 3, The Lady, Short Sword, Pretty kinky!, Faith, Non-Alcoholic, “The good fuck”, Advanced, 12” Holly Dragon, Robin of Camelot, The Vampire!, A professional, Messed in the Head, Super Luck, The Ex-Boyfriend, Fast Food, 55% Infallibility, 529 Karma Points, Sheep, Quentin Tarantino, Pass…just barely!, Absolutely no disgust, Ranger, So-Not-Japanese, Hippy, Quite Silly, You Sure Do!, Champion, 15% Obnoxious, The Princess, Dr. Evil, Tough Female Warrior, 56% Space Invader, 67% Mutant, 0% CockRoach and 44% CyBorg, Mixture, Incas, Joey Stefano, The Expatriate, The Hermit, They have gods!, Starbucks, Uptown Boy, Newbie, Zordon, Nihonjin, Beastmaster, Heavenly Cloud, Speed, Gay, Hippie, President Taft, Good show bean!, Renaissance Gamer, Amazing Peeanist, Terrific, Top of the Class, Elmo, Susan, Jokey Smurf, Entry Level Weirdo, 6-the Questioner, Spiderman, 29 years old, The Gay, 46% pure-Somewhat Debaucherous, INFP-The Healer.

Howzit? I'm a local boy who grew up on Kauai, went to college in Illinois, and then moved to Japan for 4 years. I want to explore the world, improve my situation in life, find someone to share that life with and have children within the next ten years. Okay, so I'm getting like a message that says I need to add more to my self-summary, but I have do idea what the hell to write. What else can I add about myself. I'm not tall, not dark (but kind of tan) nor do I consider myself handsome. I am a bit cynical, sarcastic, but I do consider myself a romantic. I also consider myself a realist. I don't know everything that I want in life, and I do believe a lot of the advice in the song "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen"

I really want to fill that little bar on the front of my OKCupid homepage, and it's telling me that I need to add about two hundred and fifty words to increase my percentage to like ninety-four percent. So, I am typing this all out in the hopes that it will exceed that word count.

I can be a walking contradiction at times. What do I mean by that? Well, I am anal about some things (ie that one hundred percent completion thing) but very relaxed about other stuff (organizing my room). So,yeah... that's me sometimes...

Right now, I'm not doing a whole lot. I'm trying to lose weight (lost 40 pounds so far!). I'd love to find someone to go walking with, or to work out with. I'm also waiting to get a kidney transplant.

I'm good at cooking, teaching English, Photoshopping, procrastinating by surfing the internet, listining to what you have to say, laughing with you, crying with you, cuddling, hugging, kissing, using my tongue... I'm sure there are more things...

my smile?

books: The Cellistine Prophecy, Harry Potter books, Stephen King books, Howl's Moving Castle, Interview with the Vampire, Of Mice and Men, Les Miserables, Notre Dame de Paris (The Hunchback of Notre Dame), The Pearl, The Grapes of Wrath, Choose Your Own Adventure, Why Am I Blue, The Summer They Came, John Grisham books, Nicholas Sparks books, Joy Luck Club

movies: Trick, Beaches, Star Wars (so I'm a bit of a geek!), Spiderman, Chicago, Grease, The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Fluffer, Harry Potter, Thelma & Louise, Meet Joe Black, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, Mrs. Doubtfire, Pretty Woman, She's All That, A Walk in the Clouds

music: SMAP, Cute is What We Aim For, *N Sync, 98 degrees, Backstreet Boys, Pop, Contemporary, Top 40, 80's music

food: mexican, japanese, 'american', chinese, korean, I love spicy stuff!

friends
hugs
cellphone
my laptop
internet
quiet time

life... how I can improve my life, my family's life, my friends' lives.

friends... how much I miss the friends I made in college.

going back to school.

the screenplay/next great American novel that I will write one day

at home... chatting on-line with friends and watching tv

I am a member of the century club. Oh, and this is kinda strange.... I almost flunked kindergarden!

you:

1. want to hang out

2. want to talk

3. want a work out buddy

4. want to e-mail/chat

5. want to build a relationship first...