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24 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Okay), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If one quote could sum me up, I'd say it's: "I make big money, I drive big cars. Everybody knows me, it's like I'm a movie star".

Except not really, because I'm new to Seattle, know relatively few people here, and don't even have a car... So maybe another one:

"You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafes."

The rest of that quote isn't too flattering. Maybe I'll just go with a full on misquote:

"Good people drink [cheap] beer."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a 9-5 at this company that sells books on the internet or something. Crazy idea.

I also make videos in an ~art collective~ (lol).

Other than that, I eat a lot of pickles and drink a lot of coffee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I'm trying to get really good at saying "ugh." and rolling my eyes, so that's a thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The last time I went to the dentist, the receptionist said to me in Farsi:

"Did you join Hezbollah or something?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like any kind of art that feels like a dream. I tend to forget how to separate dreams and reality sometimes.

My favorite book is The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, and I love the short stories of Jose Luis Borges.

Rid of Me is probably the funniest movie I have ever seen. I also like Blade Runner, Akira, Alien, There Will Be Blood and Werner Herzog.

TV: Let's Paint, Exercise, and Make Blended Drinks TV, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, Strong Bad

Music: "Madonna as an ethereal Gothic witchy, melancholy persona, shapeshifting into a flock of birds and a black dog" and PC Music

I listen to all the podcasts.

I also have a strong interest in architecture and architectural art. People like Frank Lloyd Wright, Hiroshi Sugimoto, Tadao Ando, and James Turrell inspire me.

I like pizza, tacos, spicy things, pizza, and tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's make this simpler. Here are three things I couldn't do without:

1. Coffee
2. Whiskey
3. Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moire patterns (duh)

Terrible Puns.

How much Ben Wyatt understands me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
friday + beer + pizza + me = pizza queen
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 25 copies of Mrs. Doubtfire on VHS. Robin Williams' death was a big fucking deal to me.
You should message me if
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You are a cool person who is not rac/misogyn/class/whatever-ist.

You like pizza.

You want to fight.

You would like to trade mixtapes.

You use a lot of emojis in your texts. 👌 💁👏

But seriously if you don't like pizza, GET OUT.

You want someone to hang out with at Decibel