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23 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 27
Middle Eastern
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Farsi (Okay), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If one quote could sum me up, I'd say it's: "I make big money, I drive big cars. Everybody knows me, it's like I'm a movie star".

Except not really, because I'm new to Seattle and know very few people here... So maybe another one:

"You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafes."

The rest of that quote isn't too flattering. Maybe I'll just go with a full on misquote:

"Good people drink [cheap] beer."
What Iā€™m doing with my life
I work a 9-5 at this company that sells books on the internet or something. In my spare time, I'm writing a lot of music and trying to promote my tape label a bit.

Other than that, I eat a lot of pickles and drink a lot of coffee.
Iā€™m really good at
Well, I'm trying to get really good at saying "ugh." and rolling my eyes, so that's a thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
The last time I went to the dentist, the receptionist said to me in Farsi:

"Did you join Hezbollah or something?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like any kind of art that feels like a dream. I tend to forget how to separate dreams and reality sometimes.

My favorite book is The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, and I love the short stories of Jose Luis Borges.

Rid of Me is probably the funniest movie I have ever seen. I also like Blade Runner, Akira, Alien, There Will Be Blood and Werner Herzog.

TV: Let's Paint, Exercise, and Make Blended Drinks TV, Parks and Recreation, Bob's Burgers, Strong Bad

Music: "Madonna as an ethereal Gothic witchy, melancholy persona, shapeshifting into a flock of birds and a black dog"

I also have a strong interest in architecture and architectural art. People like Frank Lloyd Wright, Hiroshi Sugimoto, Tadao Ando, and James Turrell inspire me.

I like pizza, tacos, spicy things, pizza, and tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Let's make this simpler. Here are three things I couldn't do without:

1. Coffee
2. Whiskey
3. Computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moire patterns (duh)

Terrible Puns.

How much Ben Wyatt understands me.
On a typical Friday night I am
friday + beer + pizza + me = pizza queen
The most private thing Iā€™m willing to admit
I have 10 copies of Mrs. Doubtfire on VHS.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a cool person who is not rac/misogyn/class/whatever-ist.

You like pizza.

You want to fight.

You would like to trade mixtapes.

You use a lot of emojis in your texts. šŸ‘Œ šŸ’šŸ‘

But seriously if you don't like pizza, GET OUT.