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-nordeast

49 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
God damn right it's a beautiful day
-E

Love is a marathon sometimes you puke
-Old 97's

I tried a variety of 'meaningful' profiles and got a whole lot of who I didn't want, so bear with me while I come up with an amazing redesign...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for opportunities to activate the rear spoiler and accelerate into the curve
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Activating the rear spoiler and accelerating into the curve
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
a quote from an OKC date "the only thing uncomfortable about this is how NOT uncomfortable it is"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books, movies, music, food: variety in all these categories - yes please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my two children
They are literally the only thing that it would crush me to do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to stop thinking...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The last few:
Experiencing live music
Dining al fresco with my pup and a book
Eating delivery from Pizza Luce and watching a movie
Having a beer at the local pub with my daughter and her best friend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
-Good Will Hunting
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 38–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're gonna do it whether I think you should or not, so...

Steam of consciousness:
You feel music is necessary
You have great lips
You wouldn't feel awkward at mpls photo center...
or at the Turf Club
I'll find you attractive
Active doesn't require extreme
You're snuggly
The idea of replacing the grocery store with the farmer's market doesn't befuddle you
You're OK with the fact that I just said befuddle
You begin sentences with the word 'so'
You have sexy facial hair
You're not hung up on society's propaganda that men must date much younger women
You've seen the movie 'What Matisse Knew'
You've read 'Silent Spring' or 'Black Boy'
You unapologetically own a Bee Gees album