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39 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***NOTE: I understand that attractive ladies are INUNDATED with messages on this site. I firmly believe in respecting a lady's time so I've abandoned my natural inclination for prose and narrative. In real life I don't talk in bullet points but opt for long, compound-complex sentences. Let the brevity commence:

-I value true things
-I value wordplay
-Knowing, witty, sarcastic girls are my kryptonite
-Haven’t written that novel yet
-In search of Elizabeth Bennett. If you've got a little Lizzie in you we'll get along just fine
-If you got a LOT skip to the "You should message me if" section
-I sometimes annotate my conversations (history major)
-Denver > D.C. Viva la Work-Life Balance
-Hair started going grey at 14.
-Current record age over prediction: Asked if I was retired.
-Reply: Not for 30 more years Frank.
-Love camping and hiking
-Haven’t camped or hiked much since I moved here last year
-I’m a social animal in need of a partner in crime
-Honest and respectful to a fault. Mothers love me.
-I like doing the dishes. Mothers love me.
-A good joke can/might cross some people’s lines of “respect”
-I'll make your dinner party more fun
-I bike 60+ miles per week
-Life’s too short to drink shitty beer
-FarmToTable? GiddyUp!
-Lovely evening: Cooking a new dish at home with you.
-Lovely evening must haves: Good music and a nice porch/patio for afters. A bottle of wine (or two) wouldn’t hurt either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Changing the world
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wordplay
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I thought it was my premature grey hair or deep voice but was recently informed I have "remarkable eyes."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction favorites:
Steinbeck, Faulkner, Dostoyevsky, Arthur Conan Doyle, Toni Morrison, and Herman Hesse. Poetry favorites are Billy Collins and Wallace Stevens.

Non-fiction:
Bill Bryson, Joe Posnanski, Paul Krugman, histories, public policy blogs, encyclopediae, dictionaries, the backs of cereal boxes, instruction pamphlets, warning signs, tea leaves....

Music:
Ray LaMontagne, Paul Simon, Eleni Mandell, the Lumineers, Iron & Wine, Mumford & Sons, Avett Bros, Black Keys, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Howlin' Wolf, Etta James, Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters, Derek Trucks, Janelle Monáe, OTIS!, Neko Case, Nickel Creek, Morphine, Son Volt, Paddy Glackin and Robbie Hannon, Bothy Band, Solas, and on and on.

Cooking in = organic and local fare. Recently on a mediterranean kick (Spanish, Italian, Greek, Lebanese). Thai (I make an amazing Gai Pad Gaprao), Indian. Grilling out, my roasted brussel sprouts will change your life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Conversation
Friendship
My MacBook
Hope
Shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either in or out. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You are the third person on earth who knows I'm the rightful heir to the Russian throne.
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