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31 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Let me guess, you love to laugh, love travel, are looking for a partner in crime and someone who can "keep up", hahaha, I'm just playin', but seriously.

ME:
I'm a simple guy, a mutt from all around. Moved to SoCal in 2008; Seattle for four years before that. I have great friends like _dane_ and Noraa58.

-Black, Spanish (Spaniard), Portuguese, and Asian; all quarters.
-6 foot 2 inches tall, thin-build.
-I spin records for fun and will play out when given the opportunity.
-I enjoy doing dishes. It's not my profession, it's my zen. I'll gladly do your dishes, though! I mean it!
-Cooking is another thing I enjoy.
- "I'm not a foodie, I'm just hungry."
-I ride a bicycle. I drive a car. I'm enthusiastic about both. I enjoy working on both too!
-I drink whatever I want. I eat whatever I feel like. Not pork though, I never feel like eating pork.
-I take delight shopping and fashion.
-I like dive bars and DJ nights.
-I prefer subtle, thoughtful humor/comedy.
-I generally watch everything with subtitles.
-I don't put much stock in match percentages. There are certain questions that hold precedence though, I look at what people mark as important.

YOU:
-Don't take things so seriously. I'm not a serious guy.
-Are quirky. I like quirks. Silly, goofy, and weird works too.
-Enjoys being pressed up against someone in bed (when appropriate because, you know, it gets hot).
-Know how to dress yourself or have good style.
-Don't mind being around a relaxed individual. This is pretty important and yet somehow not a big deal.
-Don't put too much stock in match percentages and are thoughtful enough to see if the differences in opinions are negligible or not. The Sun is bigger than Earth...

RANDOM FACT: Ever watch Disney's "The Sword in the Stone"? Do you remember the female squirrel that Arthur ran into? She was super cute.
What I’m doing with my life
"Being a motherfuckin' sorcerer!"

Living in Downtown LA. Bounced back and forth from the coasts most of my life. Came to Southern California in 2008 by way of Seattle (and North Virginia for a couple of months with family).

I WANT TO SEE the Cabazon Dinosaurs. I heard of a change of ownership though :[ I can thank PeeWee's Big Adventure for spurring my interest.

Doing a bit of computer networking and repair here and there, I really enjoy home and small office networking.

Spinning records.( www.soundcloud.com/ZeroLovesDnB ). I'd like to produce my own tracks but currently lack the equipment. Soon.

Enjoying travel. Last international trip was Japan. Next on my list is London and/or Europe in general. Brazil would be cool. Road trips are great too!
I’m really good at
-Having the biggest hair in the room.
-I am patient and I sincerely do not enjoy giving up. I believe that if you're halfway there then just go all the way.
-Picking up on details. I like details.

I don't know if I'm good at it but I enjoy helping and being helpful.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Hair. Let's be real, it's what brought you here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS and such: The Dictionary , Simulacra and Simulation, The Zombie Survival Guide,Z Day, The Walking Dead, INVINCIBLE, Deadpool, JTHM, Squee, and I Feel Sick.

MOVIES and TV: Sifl and Olly, ADVENTURE TIME, Regular Show, Kick-Ass, Scott Pilgrim VS. The World, Party Down, Doctor Who, Dexter, Little Shop of Horrors, TRON ,The Sword in the Stone, The Nightmare Before Christmas , Californication, being human, 30 Rock, BLACK DYNAMITE , Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Godzilla/Gojira movies, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, The Life Aquatic, Darjeeling Limited, Big Trouble in Little China,The Matrix, Fight Club, Reno 911:Miami and Reno 911, Fringe, Daria,Lost, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Firefly, Serenity, My Name is Earl, Red Dwarf, Invader Zim, Lucy, the Daughter of The Devil, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Evil Dead and all things Evil Dead related,The Thing, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, Event Horizon, Vampire Hunter D, Rick and Morty

MUSIC
http://www.last.fm/user/ZeroLovesDnB : Drum'n'Bass,
BMORE, MOTORHEAD, DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979, Hardcore and Happy Hardcore, Gabber,Electro, Postal Service, Radiohead, Muse, Born Gold,DragonForce,She Wants Revenge, RJD2, DJ Shadow, FrouFrou, Imogen Heap , older Phoenix but honestly just the song "If I ever Feel Better", Metronomy, N.E.R.D, Etro Anime, Imogen Heap, DJ Acucrack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Portishead, Squarepusher, 8-bit music, Chip-tunes, Wu-Tang Clan, NIN, The Streets, Busta Rhymes, Crystal Castles, Major Lazer, The Smashing Pumpkins, Everything but the Girl, Grime,2-step, Garage, Girl Talk, Chromeo, Hall & Oates, Jamiroquai

FOODS: Meat things. Steaks, Burgers. Simple meals. Bread, cheese. English Food. Japanese food. American style Mexican and Chinese. Faked food is great too. Tofu and Soy versions of non-vegatarian dishes are good too.

I've recently discovered that I really enjoy pineapple.
The six things I could never do without
-My brain
-Drum'n'Bass
-Computer stuff/Tech/Gadgets
-Friends
-Rebellion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Since I exclusively look at female profiles I wonder if guys also write an equivalent to "You should message me if: you are/look like [insert desirable, famous person]". Also interesting that for all the touting of equality, practically the only "women" that send first messages are spam bots.

What the term "Activity Partner" really means.

I find drafting handwriting/architectural lettering to be beautiful.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like Dive bars. Random drives and long walks. Going out for Milkshakes, Ice Cream, frozen yogurt, or bubble tea

I also enjoy house parties. I feel most comfortable meeting new people in those situations for the same reason I enjoy Dive bars: you can just be yourself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I attempted to surprise a girl with flowers on Valentine's Day and she thought they were from her ex. Bollocks.

Also, I've never been camping. Yes, really.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You, too, believe that society has reached a point where it doesn't matter who messages who first.

-You want to watch GHOST SHARK. I.am.completely.fucking.serious.

-You're interested, I mean that. Especially if you want to meet up and go do something. Sending me a message is the best thing you can do if you want me to talk to you.

-You've filled this space with disclaimers and warnings because, obviously, you're a smart cookie. Psh.

-You're always cold! I run hot so I enjoy a cool touch. I'll keep you warm too.

-You want to go on a bike ride.

Let's go have some fun.

PS: Bonus points to you if you were able to understand the question "The most private thing I'm willing to admit". A ton of people don't seem to understand that one. Reading comprehension, people.