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007Bistromath

29 Pittsfield, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:52pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm bisexual (closer to Kinsey 1 mostly, but the right guy...) and polyamorous, and I have a strong emotional affinity for transwomen. I like to tell my life story, and I'd like to hear yours just as much. I think that those who avoid people with "issues" need to grow up. Loss tells us what is truly of value.

I tend to be sort of a homebody. Not that I dislike being out and about, just that I tend to be interested in things I can bring home. I spend most of my time playing video games, doing logic puzzles, talking to people on the Internet, and watching TV shows and movies. I also like board games, card games... any type of games, really, as well as roleplaying, though it's been a long time since I had the opportunity.

I can enjoy just about anything with the right company. I would like to meet people for everything from true love, to random hookups, to random cuddling, to random tax audits, to wild parties, to sleeping under the stars, to grocery shopping. Yes, seriously. If you want to do anything at all, I will probably say yes.

My Myers-Briggs type is IDK/C. I am nerdy, kinky, and cuddly.
What I’m doing with my life
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Waiting. I went to school and got a certificate that hasn't helped me get any work. All of my skills put me in an office doing nice, meditative data entry, but my inability to sleep like a normal person places me definitely not in an office or in any kind of normal employment. Telecommuting is supposed to exist for this kind of work, but that seems to only be the case for people who have already put in a few years at an office, so... It's a good thing I'm on disability. :/

What I'd like to be more than anything is a stay-at-home dad. Having realized what is truly important in my life, I find it hard to see myself getting satisfaction out of anything other than being the person who's home when somebody gets back from work, ready to assist and comfort them. I've also thought seriously about pursuing a career in sex surrogacy, which is a thing you should look up on wikipedia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sex and cuddling! I am insatiable and take most of my enjoyment from my partner's. That probably sounds like an odd thing to consider one's main skill, but I take it seriously. Touch and affection are very important to me, and I'm very good at them. I understand alot about the emotional intricacies that surround them, and the societal pressures that people have to overcome to be themselves. I have used this insight to help several people with very sad intimacy issues.

I also enjoy writing, though I really do better at editing and contributing to a friend's work than anything on my own, and I've dived about as deep into psychology as a person can go without actually going to school for it. I'd like to go back to school someday, because I really miss math and programming.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movies: Hard to say. Lots of movies have been important to the way I think and feel about things, and lots of others have been so entertaining that they're important just for that. But I ultimately have such a terrible memory for movies that I actually can't say. My favorite is basically the best out of whatever I've been watching lately.

Music: I have widely varied tastes, but I don't listen to music quite enough to talk about it much. Most of my collection is classical music, classic rock, and metal. Although there are many songs and a few artists which I really like and might even say are important to me, I don't have a great deal of interest in music for its own sake like many others my age seem to. I never read the giant lists of bands I've never heard of on other peoples' profiles.

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet and hugs.

The list used to be longer. Astonishing what you can endure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, game mechanics, story ideas, physics, philosophy, politics, and whatever else floats by on the internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games, waiting for anything else to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1. My first and longest-lasting girlfriend was a preop MtF.

2. I hide the answers to questions about facts, logic, and other markers of intelligence because I don't want anyone cheating off me.

3. People who write "ask and maybe I'll tell you!!!~" in this section are irritating. Unless all the other sections are blank and you didn't answer any questions publicly at all, SOMETHING belongs here. Grow an imagination, jeez.
You should message me if
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...you're a girl and you'd like to meet. I appreciate conversation, but trying to find anything to talk about while I'm sitting around at home would get tiresome for both of us.

I should note that it's really important that you be a girl. I'm bi, but the way I mix with guys is very different from how I get along with women. Meeting a guy in a "dating" context would feel very awkward to me. If you're a guy with a girlfriend who is also interested in meeting me, then that might be okay. Otherwise please don't.

You should also contact me if your dog wears socks. :V