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30 Lincoln, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 2
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thought I'd cut this lengthy block of random gibberish down. So, here goes.

I can cook.
I have tattoos and piercings and a beard.
I love Norse and Celtic mythology.
I love Japanese culture (and food).
I love good food, whether eating in (takeaways included) or out.
I write for on a freelance basis.
I run a Youtube channel for game reviews, let's plays and vlogs.
I drink single malt whiskey, real ale and sometimes wine.
I may as well be addicted to energy drink.
I daydream, alot.
I get told I'm rather well-spoken, yet I swear like a sailor.
I spend my free time playing games or out visiting friends.
I have my own flat which I share with a mate because I'm nice.

Sound ok so far? Read on!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have my own place in Lincoln and loving it. Might be getting a kitten soon to keep me company.

Thinking of going off on a wild angle and maybe doing something related to alternative medicine. Might even see about teaching energy healing or something like that.

I'm also learning Japanese but I'm a long way off being able to have even the most basic of conversations. I also speak very basic German though I'm out of practice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an arse of myself and laughing about it afterwards!!
Not following my own advice.
Making tea... Or so I've been told.
Fixing things.
Silly voices.
Not engaging my brain before opening my mouth...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The amount of metal usually hanging off my trousers? Oh wait, I know! The trench coat! :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Terminal World, and, Blue Remembered Earth by Alastair Reynolds, Out of the shadows by John J. Coughlin, Gridlinked by Neal Asher.
Films: Serenity, V for Vendetta, The Crow, Shawshank Redemption, Expendables and many more.
Music: Varies depending on my mood. Anything from Classical to Metal. Do love a good rock ballad. Professor Elemental is awesome too, also quite like Damh The Bard.
Food: Love good food, willing to give almost anything a go. I particularly enjoy spicy foods, I have a cupboard with a number of hot sauces and spices :) I also love cheesecake :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My imagination
Computer + Games
Good Company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream far too much, so, anything and everything. I live in my own little world most of the time. It's far more interesting than the monotony of reality.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gaming, a good book, a nice glass of whiskey. Maybe watch a movie and take it easy. Saturday nights are all about going out if I feel up to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I'm too nice, will that do? I'm also very forgetful, for example, not remembering whether I've taken my meds or what I had for breakfast, or why I walked into the room in the first place.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You fancy helping with my plans for world domination.
Or if you just happen to have made it this far and are still reading.

Why not just message anyway?

Also, please use proper spelling and grammar, I'm not into this 'text speak' stuff.