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23 • F • Brooklyn, NY
I’m looking for
- Ages 26–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Sep 29
- Hispanic / Latin, White
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m)
- Body Type
- Strictly other
- Not at all
- Other, and very serious about it
- Taurus, and it matters a lot
- Working on masters program
- Less than $20,000
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
psychic education- counseling graduate school, columbia
i be quick witted and sassy
i get depressed like a chinchilla but i'm also entertaining as all hell in a satirical way
overdoing the word "drats!"
undoing lifetimes of bad karma in people who turn to me in search of enlightenment
making psychological puns
illuminating the synchronicity and satire of the divine mother consciousness
blouse/Captured Tracks Label
Other People record label- Nicolas jaar and darkside hnnnnnn
guardian angel #1,
guardian angel #2,
the fact that there are very thin lines between parent-child love, romantic love, and sibling/friendship love, and that at once, people who care deeply for each other often want to assimilate, whether it be thru making some sexy time, beating the shit out of each other, or sucking the lactating milk from each other's breasts
i also think about how strange it is to be a human. how i am essentially a bundle of organs with limbs sticking out of it. i stuck my head in a fountain and i was like Dam that's a lot of consciousness in my head right now
i imagine life where i don't believe in divorce, where i don't believe in gender, and how my belief influences my reality. it really changes things. things change colors when you don't believe in divorce.
then i get depressed because i was at the mental health clinic
then i take the J train home because it goes above ground and i call my sister and we talk on the phone
my aunt was like "you'll find your soulmate in the place you least expect!"
and seriously, the place i least expect is realistically okcupid. the world is FUCKED REMEMBER WHEN WE LISTENED TO CASSETTES? BARBIE GIRL, AQUA ON CASSETTE. SMASH MOUTH ON CASSETTE I REWOUND THAT MUSIC. DISNEY VHS NOW THERE'S JUST FUCKING SEAMLESS.COM AND OKCUPID TO HELL WITH REAL WORLD INTERACTIONS THANK GOD THERES NO CELL SERVICE ON THE SUBWAY
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