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00freeflowers00

23 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:09am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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hopeless romantic, easily fatigued, i own a pet hedgehog, i am a bodhisattva, i make mumbly underhanded satirical jokes that nobody usually hears, and if they do, they may not "get it" which often leaves me high fiving myself and then going and usurping market free samples
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
recently heart broken trying to glue the pieces again

its okay
disregard my mild melancholy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHAIVXIjRmw

also writing a book on trauma and last year of school for mental health counseling
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i'm good at being lonely,
i'm good at being a bodhisattva/counselor/guardian angel
i'm good at sitting in a sauna (please take me there)
taking all the grapes that have fallen out of the grape bags at the grocery store,
being lonely again
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
oh, drats

they notice that this is the fifth free sample i've taken
usually they make some wisecrack about my age, but i've been trying to wear more professional clothes so they think i'm 28 or 30 or some shit, but i just fucking hate those baggy dress pants that go with the fucking dress suit that women have to wear, i'm not ready to look like a goddamn fool,

so then people unconsciously think that i'm going to behave the same way they did when they were my age, and then they don't trust me; and i can tell all this shit in the first five seconds of meeting them and i'm like awwww man here we go again another deusche who had they head up they ass in college

I AM A CONSCIOUS BEING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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new thom yorke.
new caribou.

eternally grimes
eternally roy orbison
eternally beach house radiohead

i am very white in this way

food is my enemy
lately, lots of apples.

shows:
i'm trying really hard to watch orange is the new black but it's so hard for me to turn off my mind and go numb and stare at a screen for extended periods of time I CAN'T DO IT I TELL YA

...books?
roald dahl. gabriel garcia marquez ( i cried when he died) camus, the little prince, and all my textbooks. i ordered Infinite Jest from the library which is supposed to be very good. did you know that guy killed himself?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I CAN DO WITHOUT EVERYTHING! ideally, at the end of this lifetime, i will be severed of all my attachments, and i will choose to not reincarnate, and i can end this dumb game of cause and effect, pleasure and pain, birth and rebirth.

i'm attached to a lot of shit tho...like... heat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
lately, race. i will get mad about race.

i am writing a book about trauma. i think a lot about trauma since i am documenting the biography of others.

i think about astrology and whether or not it's real.
i think about pumpkin seeds and how closely they resemble potato chips.
I'M GONNA SEVER MY ADDICTION TO THE PUMPKIN SEEDS I CAN FEEL THEM LOOKIN AT ME RIGHT NOW THEY BE CALLIN MA NAME
ALEXISSSSSSS
(alexissssssssssss)
(we're crunchy, alexissssssss)

they're not gonna get me you guys

i think about the world and how human global footprint decreases my desire for kids. it seems almost unethical at this point

i worry about exams but i don't study.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the MENTAL HEALTH CLINIC!!! IN CHELZI!!
stealing free samples from the fairway at 26th ave and ave of the americas,
and then taking the J train home. i don't like to go out anymore. unless you take me out... take me out i want to fall in love, prove to me that it's possible in this wild strangely isolating town
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have planned out the day that i'm going to publicly "lose my shit" at the grocery store or on the subway. it's gonna happen. i feel like it's a manhattan rite of passage. i'mma freak out on some lolligagging old lady.

some days i get so close

i also offered the kids who do "show time! It's showtime!" 20 bucks if they would please kick someone in the head.
they called me "white chocolate" and fist bumped me
i wait for the day like a lover awaits her long lost sailor
You should message me if
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you are super super super cute

and when you are sad you just lie down and quietly leave your body for a little while and it feels nice to be above it and removed from your physical form