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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:52am
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I am showing off my legs ^

Born in Berkshire, surviving in Greenpoint. Small talk is Dumb, let's get right down to our secrets. I do a lot of walking, I like to think. I'm ambitious but not for wealth. I think societal norms are dumb.
I work in Animation, I draw stuff and I make films.

You are going to think I'm weird, and there's nothing I can do about that.

Taller than most.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pretending to work.
Looking for stuff to Instagram.
Procrastinating so I don't have to Draw.
Looking at the dog park opposite my apartment.
Drinking coffee.
Being late.
I go on vacation a lot, by mistake.
Yoga, YOLO.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Colouring in.
Spelling stuff with U's.
Making cocktails.
Seeing stuff from the back of a crowd.
Revelling in my own awkwardness.
Not Yoga.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Awkward / Tall / Nerd
If I'm doing yoga, they notice I'm not very flexible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mad Max: Fury Road, is the only movie that ever has or ever will exist, that matters. I think about Interstellar everyday, and could bore you with my interpretation of it for at least 27 minutes.

GOT, GIRLS, Adventure Time, Broad City

I am reading; Moby Dick, What is Madness by Darian Leader, and working my way through Freud's theories of sexuality and love.

I listen to mostly depressing music to wail around on my couch to.

I like all food except Goats cheese, which gives me a rash.
I tried to be a vegetarian, but I kept forgetting. I mostly just eat noodles and eggs because I spend all my money on Rent and Flights.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
tooth Brush
high waisted jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I live alone. So I pretty much just spend my time tripping out on everything. Society, gender norms, work, far away people, death, how smoking looked cool till I did it, infinite space, tina turner, friends, how noisy the JMZ trains are, booze, the alternate universes and realities where I also exist, wishing I could grow a beard, showers, wondering if there's some kind of cream to stimulate facial hair follicles, baths I never take, light, James Hook, if I have a beard in an alternate universe, how I'm too old and tall to be androgynous, if I keep doing Yoga will I one day be able to touch my toes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not in my apartment or doing Yoga.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to see Miley Cyrus at the Barclays center.
It was probably the best concert [night] of my life.
You should message me if
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you don't like me all that much and you are going to break my heart.

+1 needed for trip to Mexico in July