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02slos2k

26 New Bern, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Belarusan, Chechen, Chinese

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Name is Shane. Used to have this all filled out with info about me, but come to find out, most people don't read it anyways, so if you want to know just ask.

update: obviously I have a beard, but I made a bet with my best friend that I wouldn't shave it until he gets married "obviously so I can look glorious as the best man". So if extreme amounts of facial hair scares you, then I am by no means the guy for you.

p.s. I know most girls harp about this, but please refrain from sending me messages that say "hey", "hi", "what's up". If you can't send a legit message then you obviously can't hold a decent conversation.
:)--- smiley face

p.p.s. I HATE COUNTRY MUSIC. that is all..

"In the end it's not about what you have.
In the end it's all about where you want to go.
And the roads that you take to help you get there.
I hope you think that's fair.
Cause you've only got one life to lead.
So don't take for granted those little things.
Those little things are all that we have....."
(if you know what song these lyrics are from or just the band that will give you one point on the Shane scale)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working an ass ton. I work a lot, trying to get myself back together after a rough couple of years professionally and personally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm would say I'm good at being the resident retard.. I'm the guy you can always count on to make you smile and laugh while making a fool out of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, the way I dress, the tattoos. Also girls always notice how curly my eyelashes are. It's OK to be jealous..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- I love to read anything real. Mostly music biographies such as Nikki Sixx, Corey Taylor, Motley Crue and other biographies such as Steve-0 and Banksy.. Anything by Neil Strauss and Tucker Max.. Currently in a non-fiction bias.

Movies-
Requiem for a dream
Clockwork orange
Gone in 60 seconds
Anchorman
Step brothers
-those are a few of the favorites.

Shows- the walking dead, sons of anarchy, justified, big bang theory, Dexter, discovery channel, history channel..

Music-Absolutely love music. Slipknot, Stone Sour, Saosin, AFI, Deftones, Daft Punk, Deadmaus, Journey, Motley Crue, 30 Seconds To Mars, Lil Wayne, Blink-182, Of Mice And Men, Awolnation, Asking Alexandria, Jonny Craig, Emarosa, Chiodos (when Craig Owens was the vocalist), Skrillex, GnR, Man Overboard, A7X, Cranberries, Killswitch Engage, Abandon All Ships, Blessthefall, The Used, Whitesnake, Mayday Parade, The Offspring, The Pixies, Never Shout Never, Everlast, Wiz Khalifa, Rise Against, Firehouse, Marilyn Manson, Flobots, Drake, Sleeping W/ Sirens, From First To Last(when Sonny "skrillex" Moore was the vocalist), Foreigner, The Mars Volta, Brand New, Emily Browning, The Beatles, The Who, Aerosmith, The Doors, Blue October, Alice Cooper, Atreyu, Cam'ron, Stone Temple Pilots, T.I., Cartel, Candlebox, The Temper Trap, Unkle, Death Cab For Cutie, Crosses, D.R.U.G.S., The Verve Pipe, Steve Vai, Drake, Snow Patrol, Smashing Pumpkins, Def Leppard, Ellie Goulding, Duran Duran...

Food- pretty much only eat once a day so not really picky on food, just don't eat 99% of seafood. *** as of September 1, I have gone vegetarian with the hopes of going complete vegan.***
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Mtn. dew/Redbull
Sunglasses
Cellular telephone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where I will be say 5 or 10 years from now and who will be there to spend it with me.

*update* That was what I used to think about a lot but have come to the realization that I will be a bachelor for a long time due to the fact that most women can't keep their legs closed and stay faithful. So now I'm usually just thinking bout how shitty work is going to be tonight, why some cats have sweet ass mustaches while others suffer, easy get rich schemes and or winning powerball, and last but not least, glorious turtles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unfortunately working, then drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like boobs.
You should message me if
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You want to and you think I'm awesome. If awesome is on your resume.

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