I am sarcastic, rosy, and a leaky faucet.
My Self-Summary
Hey. I'm moving to ??? in August/September with my friend, Kayce. I
have my associate's degree from a community college and I'd like to
say I'm intelligent. You be the judge, haha. I'm an aspiring
digital/tattoo artist looking for apprenticeship in ??? in the
fall. I work full time at a Pharmacy and actually like my job. I
have a good head on my shoulders and I'm hella funny. I like dark
humor and horror movies. I have a keen knowledge of
Britney Spears and
celebrity
culture. I find it fascinatingly more exciting than reality TV
(which I don't like). I wouldn't say I'm over masculine or
feminine. I have a nice blend of both worlds. I'm understanding and
intelligent and love meeting new people.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to gain permanent independence. I ditched my planned
career goals for a new shiny perspective in life. I don't see why
doing what everyone else thinks you should do is a good idea. I
have aspirations and goals, many of them from different areas
completely. I'm going to dabble in all of them. Mark my words. Like
I mentioned earlier, I'm creative and have recently looked at
becoming an artist for a living. One of the more profitable
includes body modifications and tattoo. I haven't completely
decided, but I think it's something I'm going to look into. Other
than that, I'd love to perform stand-up comedy and my own original
electro-pop music.
I’m really good at
-Public Speaking
-Rolling Doobz (sometimes at the same time)
-Cat Calling
-Making People Laugh
-free-lance writing
-my artwork
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very outgoing. But sometimes not. I'm not afraid to strike up a
conversation. But sometimes I am. I'm extroverted, so you probably
will catch on to my wanting to talk. But sometimes I'm introverted
so, you can never really tell with this one. I'm a tricky one. Oh,
and I'm so fucking short.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Generally happy things. I like to surround myself with things that
resonate happiness. It makes the day go by better. You'd be
surprised if you just gave come things a chance. It's nice to claim
something obscure as your favorite book, movie, song, or dish...
but it's better to be honest.
Particulars include:
Power-Pop (M.I.A., Santogold, Robyn, Britney Spears, Lily Allen,
Lady Gaga, Kerli, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, BoA)
Electro-Alt (Atavan, The Secret Handshake, 3Oh!3, The Cab, Cobra
Starship, The Hidden Cameras, Jimmy Eat World, Love Is A
Story)
Classics (TLC, LEN, Rob Zombie, Green Day, Beastie Boys, Annie
Lennox)
Comedy (Nick Swardson, Margaret Cho)
The Flicks:
spun, rolling kansas, paranoid park, smiley face, and many other
unrealistically happy drug movies. I also dig slasher horror. It's
a good biology and anatomy lesson.
The six things I could never do without
words. sight. chapstick. shoes. something to wet my whistle. web.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Today, my days consist of pondering ways to pay my bills, look
decent, and live peacefully without going insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
For now, I'm just focusing on the
big picture.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I am scared to death of pure darkness and silence.
You should message me if
You think I'm remotely interesting, so.. you know.. hit the little
message thing... c'mon.