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0ffbyheart

25 Lake Wales, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My name is Audrey.

I am not interested in your shirtless photos or your tribal tattoos. I play the ukulele.I don't really consider myself a musician, mostly just entertainment. There's not a lot of people that play the stuff I play on the ukulele. Also, I've got a decent voice and a cute face, so that helps. I'm not too lady-like. Sorry. I tend to have a sailor's mouth sometimes. To the guy that asked if I was wearing a wig: no, it's natural. Thanks. I am absolutely addicted to coffee. I like coffee and conversations. I talk about 100 mph and way too much. I believe I'm a little 'much' for some people. I'm very optimistic. I love to laugh and I smile a lot. I'm a real softy. I rarely get angry. I love animals. Nature in general. I prefer to stay outside rather than inside somewhere. I'm clumsy and people have told me I walk funny.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just turned it upside down. Playing music and trying to get my life back in order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. I do it a lot. Playing gangster rap and bad pop ukulele covers.
Also, I usually aim very well. Although, I believe I just get lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos ("Hey, what's that tattoo of?"). I also get a lot of compliments on my eyes. They're so dark they look black sometimes. Also, I can get real southern with you. I say "y'all" and maybe sometimes "fixin' to."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Giving Tree. My grandmother insists that "How To Be A Lady: A Contemporary Guide To Common Courtesy" will help me get a 'gentleman friend' so I read that hoping that she was correct. Lately, James Frey's A Million Little Pieces. I read a lot. I can pick up anything and read it. Also, I like to spend time in the reference center of bookstores.

Movies: anything with Helena Bonham Carter in it, the Fox and the Hound, 180○ South.
Shows: the Walking Dead

Very eclectic music taste. I like music you can feel.

I love food and I love to cook. Except seafood. The only seafood I've tried is sushi and shrimp. Eh. I am ADDICTED to Flamin' Hot Funyuns. Horrible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wonderful friends, a toothbrush, my ukulele, coffee, hot showers, delicious foods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much drinking is 'social' drinking?
How this site feels like window shopping for stuff I can't afford.
Why people not in the south look at me like I'm nuts when I ask for a sweet tea. "We have Brisk." No, ma'am. No thank you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Adventuring. Playing ukulele at an open mic night or at a random bar around town. Kickin' it at dive bars making PBR tall boy beeramids and dancing to songs people are always like 'Who the fuck played this?' to. Me. You're welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Besides that I have this profile (we can say we met each other in the frozen food aisle)?
I'm pigeon toed and knock-kneed. I hate stairs and ladders and anything you have to climb.
You should message me if
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If you know what my username is without using Google.

If you've seen me lurk your page a couple times and thought about messaging me. Maybe I've thought "Man, I wish he would message me."

If this site also makes you feel like a creeper.

You're tall and have nice teeth.

You're awesome with a unicycle, pogo stick or hula hoop.

You have something to say other than "hey whats up", "yo girl how are you", "hey sexy", "hi cutie", etc.

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