0ffbyheart
26 Dundee, FL
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My self-summary
My name is Audrey.

I am not interested in your shirtless photos or your tribal tattoos. I play the ukulele.I don't really consider myself a musician, mostly just entertainment. There's not a lot of people that play the stuff I play on the ukulele. Also, I've got a decent voice and a cute face, so that helps. I'm not too lady-like. Sorry. I tend to have a sailor's mouth sometimes. To the guy that asked if I was wearing a wig: no, it's natural. Thanks (my hair color/style changes constantly). I am absolutely addicted to coffee. I like coffee and conversations. I talk about 100 mph and way too much. I believe I'm a little 'much' for some people. I'm very optimistic. I love to laugh and I smile a lot. I'm a real softy. I rarely get angry. I love animals. Nature in general. I prefer to stay outside rather than inside somewhere. I'm clumsy and people have told me I walk funny.
What I’m doing with my life
I just turned it upside down. Playing music and trying to get my life back in order.
I’m really good at
Talking. I do it a lot. Playing gangster rap and bad pop ukulele covers.
Also, I usually aim very well. Although, I believe I just get lucky.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos ("Hey, what's that tattoo of?"). I also get a lot of compliments on my eyes. They're so dark they look black sometimes. Also, people ask about my septum piercing all the time ("why would you do that? You'd be so pretty without it...) I did it because I liked it. So, fuck off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Giving Tree. My grandmother insists that "How To Be A Lady: A Contemporary Guide To Common Courtesy" will help me get a 'gentleman friend' so I read that hoping that she was correct. Lately, James Frey's A Million Little Pieces. I read a lot. I can pick up anything and read it. Also, I like to spend time in the reference center of bookstores.

Movies: anything with Helena Bonham Carter in it, the Fox and the Hound, 180○ South.
Shows: the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones

Very eclectic music taste. I like music you can feel. and also, Taylor Swift. I'd say she was my guilty pleasure, but I don't even feel guilty about it.

I love food and I love to cook. Except seafood. The only seafood I've tried is sushi and shrimp. Eh. I am ADDICTED to Flamin' Hot Funyuns. Horrible.
The six things I could never do without
wonderful friends, a toothbrush, my ukulele, coffee, hot showers, delicious foods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much drinking is 'social' drinking?
How this site feels like window shopping for stuff I can't afford.
Why people not in the south look at me like I'm nuts when I ask for a sweet tea. "We have Brisk." No, ma'am. No thank you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Adventuring. Playing ukulele at an open mic night or at a random bar around town. Kickin' it at dive bars making PBR tall boy beeramids and dancing to songs people are always like 'Who the fuck played this?' to. Me. You're welcome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Once I got knocked out cold by a seagull.
You should message me if
If you know what my username is without using Google.

If you've seen me lurk your page a couple times and thought about messaging me. Maybe I've thought "Man, I wish he would message me."

If this site also makes you feel like a creeper.

You're tall and have nice teeth.

You're awesome with a unicycle, pogo stick or hula hoop.

You have something to say other than "hey whats up", "yo girl how are you", "hey sexy", "hi cutie", etc.
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