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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 29
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To the lovely people who have "liked" my profile. I don't have a paid account, so I don't see who likes me, all I get is a blurry little picture informing me that some people like me. So please if you're going to hit that like button, message me. I'd like to hear from you.

I'm a big, cuddly, cartoon character.

I'm a pretty happy person. I try to stay positive. I'm open and laid back person. I can be quiet and timmid sometime because I put a lot of care into my interactions with people. The last thing I want to do is scare you off, or over load you with information.

I really enjoy words and spend a little time everyday trying to expand my vocabulary. I spend time with dictionaries and thesaurus' pretty regularly. I recently realized I talk like I'm trying to write a paper. I feel like I ask a lot of questions, I'm a curious person.

I'm very not straight, but I'm not gay either. Labeling my self as bisexual seems to put me in a uncomfortable place that doesn't really describe my sexuality. I enjoy being with people. I'm in a serious happy open relationship. The relationship seems to fall under a polyamous/non-monogamy swinger kind of thing. It really depends on who I/we are interacting with. I'm looking for both people for myself to interact with and people for me and my partner to interact with.

Trying to tell a audience about my interests in other people is rough. Labels are great when you have specific wants and needs but my interests are vast and at time contrast each other. I don't want to limit myself by saying I want something a certain way when another way, I may or may not be unaware of, is better.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work graves selling porn and pipes during the week, I make art from to time for people for money as well.

When I'm not working, I'm usually looking for work, making art work, spending time with loved ones and looking for new people to share my existence with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making people smile, feel safe, and at home.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stand out in a crowd and am always easy to find, I'm 6'4 and have a shaved head. On the back of my head I have a big blue diamond tattoo. On the side of my neck I have a 8-bit Mario on one side and link on the other. These traits coupled with my handle bar, mustache, my inch and a half stretched ears, my beautiful eyes and long eye lashes it's truthfully a toss up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Alice in Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, The Communist Manifesto, How to Make Friends And Influnce People, Long Hard Road Out of Hell, Raw Shark Texts, Understanding Comics, The Satanic Bible, and Shut Up and Draw Comics Monkey Brain, Science Daily, Popular Science, Juxtapose, Art Forum, Dead Pool, Marvel Zombies, Watchmen...

Hacker, Grandmas Boy, Conan, Star Wars, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Next, Avenger, Watchmen, Shaun of the dead, Dale and Tucker vs Evil, Modify, Cool World, Swordfish, Little Nemo, Alice in wonderland, Fight Club...

Don't trust the B in apartment 23, Throught the Wormhole, The Universe, Futurama, Dilbert, Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, That 70 show, Ghost Adventures, flcl, Ghost in a Shell, Naruto, South Park, Cowboy Bebop...

Deftones, Team Sleep, Chino xl, MC Frontalot, Bonobo, Dead Can Dance, Jesse Dangerously, Back Burner, Ghetto Socks, Incubus, Micheal Jackson, Big Pun, C2C, Mike Relm, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, U.N.C.L.E., DJ Shadow...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art supplies

Piercings and tattoos.

sex toys are pretty nice, got to keep things spicy

Probably some music so that when I die from only having six "things" I don't die in the quiet because all I have is those "six things"

Someone to have around so that I can have someone to be with, someone that I'll end up eating after an extended period of time with no food because all I selected was stupid shit. Someone probably weaker then me so that they can't eat me when it comes down it, and someone that has enough meat on them that they would be worth eating.

If I could seventh pick, I'd pick another person, sex is always better in threes, and you always need dessert right!?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sadly money is a common though, I heard poverty will do that, it's not something I enjoy thinking about, but I happens.

But I also spend a lot of time thinking Art, sex, and science. Not in that order, sex normally comes first. Science and art kind of come together.

I have a fascination with string theory, physics, patterns, algorithms, pop cultures, and icons. These are the things that drive my thoughts and often my art.

I think about getting into porn often.

I think about video games a lot because it's something I do in my spare time. I'm always at least playing a Mortal Kombat. Lately it's been MKX but I also adore mk9 and umk3.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well if I'm not at work patrolling Portland pervs, peddling porn, and pushing pipes, im probably spending time with my partner, playing xbox one, smoking weed, or looking for people interested in making friends with me and gf.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cuddle with a stuffed Cheshire cat and sleep under a Alice in wonderland blanket.

I love peanut butter

I paint my finger and toe nails pink

I'm one of the worlds best players of ultimate mortal Kombat 3

I studied hello kitty and other iconic illustrative characters for 2 years.

I've drawn my self hundreds of times, I've spent hundreds of hours studying and drawing the human form. I draw skulls regularly if I don't have any other direction.

Nothing grabs my attention better than smelling good and good design.

I don't feel pain like I should

I want to be in gay and/or bi porn

I'm a open book and would gladly tell you about anything me <3
You should message me if
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If you polyamous or are okay with polyamory.
If you want to meet up and draw with me
If you are local to the Portland metro area
If your interested in meeting at all
If your at least 420 friendly
If you like chubby tall guys that have a awesome mustache, tattoos, and piercings.

Don't message me if you can't handle vaginas, penis, or other sexual acts being apart of regular conversation. I work in a pornshop, I've worked in swingers clubs, and I regularly work for the bdsm community. (ALSO NOTE, this doesn't mean that everything I talk about is sexual, it also doesn't mean that I'm here to talk dirty to you or anyone else. Just don't be shocked if I talked of sexual things as causally as most people would talk about going grocery shopping or cleaning the house)
Also if you are not comfortable with medical marijuana or anything that goes along with it. I am a smoker for a number of reason, I'm a glass salesman, and I'm attempting to get into oregon budding legal marijuana peddling design and illustration. So this is another very common subject matter.