- I can look the maitre d at the finest restaurant in the eyes, while I order something I cannot pronounce.
- I can make you laugh until you cry.
- I'm really good at opening jars that you can't.
- Everywhere we'd go will be brand new and exciting for me.
- I won't write you creepy messages and suggest we get married in Vegas this weekend...or something equally cringe-worthy.
- You want an ambitious and motivated friend, with life goals that don't include the couch and a TV.
- I can cook and you'll like what I make.
Reasons not to be friends: