I'd like to meet someone interesting, fun, and be a bit of character (that has character) for a bit o' shenanigans. I'm a realist-the key word in "relationship" is RELATE, so a checklist doesn't define you, nor I. In other words none of this really matters unless someone can follow through and do what they say. Sounds pretty simple but ask yourself when has someone actually done just that? Lastly race is not important to me. Nor where you were born or if English is not your first language.
I don't consider my gifted really in any sense but I've been blessed with perseverance.
To get to know me please make sure you read my questions and answers. Please don't "Like Me" and A) Never view/read my profile or B) Send one word introductions-the type women get inundated with. C) I'm not into text or email tag. I like to talk and meet. That's anethema to some if you can't hold a conversation on the phone or in person then we're oil and water.
I am not interested in women with small children or are looking for a 9-5 type guy with every weekend and bank holiday off. I am a Registered nurse and rotate weekends can work on holidays. If I meet someone I'd like to be able to see her hopefully 3x/wk. Here and there dinner and a movie doesn't work for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Re-evaluating dating sites in general and the extreme difficulty in
dealing with entitled, jaded, and rude people that seem to be
endemic in them.
On a positive note I am back in the gym after a layoff and keep
tweaking my program. I like to call it 'Cross-Fuct'. It's for those
who beat the hell out their bodies for 20+ years who still want to
work out without doing ballistic /jerking movements and would
rather drag a 120 lbs sled for two miles than be seen on a
*** Please note my body type of 'A little extra' is my way of being
honest with myself. I can stay on a Stairmaster stepmill for 30
mins and knock out about 500 calories and be able to weight work
out. I am hard on myself and in the process of busting my ass at
moment.*** . If you are sedentary and blissfully ignorant about
your health and well being we have nothing in common.
I’m really good at
Nintendo Wii bowling, Eskimo Calculus, and having the cajones to say what everyone is thinking despite the flak it can bring. Sometimes the truth has gotta be told. Spotting Bipolar Disorder easier than Kim Kardasian at plastic surgeon's office and quarantining Borderline Personality Disorder and any other malignancies of the almighty Axis-II like Lindsay Lohan and a stripper on a rail of cocaine. It's part of my education to know this and spot Axis-II personality disorders. SO if the flag of a SOCIOPATH, NARCISSIST, or, HYSTRIONIC happens to fly I'm already at Def-Con II, I'm a NO-FLY zone all unto my own. iN plain English your bullshit behaviors will fall on deaf ears. If you do not know what these terms mean please look them up. They save your ass and subsequently your life thereafter. Although there is humor interjected in this I am serious. if you insist upon messaging a "10" who's "HAWT" and posing in skin-tight lingerie [WORLD LOOK AT ME AND VALIDATE MY EXISTENCE ! NOW DAMMIT !] that sports a 'Camel Toe' and more cleavage than South Beach-don't say you haven't been warned. Your welcome. :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Followed by "You don't look like the type..."
***Note-read my questions and answers and what I said in the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Guy Ritchie movies
, Man On Fire
, Eastern Promises
, books about abnormal psychology, and anything by Robert Young Pelton
. Latin food
and Tijuana Steet Tacos
I love alternative rock
from Radiohead,Depeche Mode
, and The Cure
, to Linkin Park
, Rob Zombie
, and bands like Hatebreed
when I am working out. I also enjoy Latin Music (even older artists like Tito Puente
, chill music ie Cafe Del Mar
and trance artists such as Armin Van Buuren
, DJ Tiesto
, Acid Jazz
, De La Soul
, Pete Rock
The six things I could never do without
-Humor, and a warped sense doesn't hurt either
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have a PHd in Daydreaming so I spend time thinking about
everything all the time :) . How nice it would be to off of dating
sites in general but it is fun to answer questions and take tests.
On a typical Friday night I am
Never typical, could be working, at gym, or out and eating dinner
from a food truck or street vendor in a 3rd world country and most
will never know how good FRESH FOOD tastes!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1) Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
2) Don't admit anything you don't want everyone and their mom to know about.
3) There are no stupid questions-just the stupid people who ask them.
Really now, if you've lived life with your eyes open you can figure this out.
You should message me if
-You find the humor in my profile, and you speak sarcasm as if it were your mother tongue.
-Read my questions and say "Hey! We think alike!"
-Aren't Stalker Material
-Don't have a FWB boinking you while you're looking for the "love of your life".
-Want to match wits with me
-Take care of yourself and enjoy exercise (or at least do it)
-Are a damned good kisser!
-Are not high maintenance female. Really I am not running a charity I sure as hell am not UNICEF.
*** Ask for nothing and get more than you've ever dreamed of! **
** IF YOU LIKE SOMEBODY YOU MAKE TIME FOR THEM-AND YOU CAN COMMUNICATE ! **