So guess I need to take this opportunity to tell you a small bit about me.
Um..............
Like most people, I’m a unique combination of interesting traits.

First of all, there’s my humility, which I’m sure you will soon noticed;)

I have a modern family: one girl 12, one boy 4.5, and one vasectomy, that just turned 4.

I have my kids half he week, and the vasectomy lives with me full time.

I have a salty tongue and I wield it well and often. “He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master."

I have a solid job that I have been with for the last 14 years. I work in Raman Spectroscopy. Go Google it I'll wait......... I have a hot tub, a truck and a home in Sugarhouse with a deck that’s perfect to pee from. Don’t laugh at the last one: It's a convenient art that I’ve shared with my son. You know, parental legacy and all.

Fond of Oscar Wild, I know what a quality thread count of bed linens should be and know how to dress myself with style.

I also how to tie my own midge fly, inflate a car tire with a small amount of siphoned gas n' match and repair my own wounds with Cyanoacrylate (supper glue).

Collect and enjoy vinyl and listen to it on a great turntable.

I have nothing against drinking and don’t mind if you do. Me and drinking just stopped getting along on a social level.

As for religion, I respect your right to believe and practice whatever you choose, as long as you respect my decision not to.

I'm not looking for racy or explicate photos. I already have the internet.

I'm also on this "dating" site to do just that. Go on dates, not to have pen-pals.

I have a solid job that I have been with for the last 14 years. I work in Raman Spectroscopy. Go Google it I'll wait......... I have a hot tub, a truck and a home in Sugarhouse with a deck that’s perfect to pee from. Don’t laugh at the last one: It's a convenient art that I’ve shared with my son. You know, parental legacy and all.

Filling out profile questions

You tell me

Artists:
Jackson Pollock, The Starn Twins, Jasper Johns, Claude Monet, Dave McKean.

Books:
Where the Red Fern Grows, Wilson Rawls
The Old Man and the Sea, Ernest Hemingway
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson
Oscar wilde, Edgar Allan Poe, Chuck Palahniuk, and Charles Bukowski.
Graphic Novels (yes they do count):
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman
Alan Moore, The Watchmen
Frank Miller, Dark Knight

Music:
I'm just going to press shuffle on iTunes and list what plays.
Joy Division, Iron Wine, Lemonheads, Lackthereof, The Smiths, Jesus and Mary Chain, Elbow, Bauhaus, Sera Cahoone, Alexi Murdoch, My Bloody Valentine, The Evens, Tom Waits, The Cramps, Patsy Cline, Dead Meadow, Tribe Called Quest, Beth Orton, Beta Band, Stone Roses, Pixies......

Movies:
Seven Samurai, Leon, Godfather II, then I, Goodfellas, Oldboy, Jaws, The Great Dictator, almost every Terry Gilliam movie, same goes for the Coen brothers, Star Wars IV V, Evil Dead, all of the original Universal monster movies (Bride of Frankenstein is my top of that lot), Amlie.

My kids (yeah, they’re not things, but they’re my favorite); real music of many genres (but not manufactured, auto-tuned, bubblegum noise); I’m also rather fond of my major organs.

I enjoy having a particular spot on my anatomy waxed.