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100000Monkeys

36 M Santa Cruz, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, C++, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Curiosity is a virtue. I take pride in my shameless lack of fashion sense. I like running before sunrise and swimming after sunset. I have a favorite buoy. I don't have a TV. Historical plaques, without exception, are always worth reading. I Zipcar (as a verb). I like hanging around with late bloomers. I'm never bored. Museums are best explored at a painfully slow pace. The best books are in the public domain. Wine lists confuse me. I fear California made me too soft. I fear the beer out East is too weak. I know too much about physics to care about politics. I wish I had a rent-a-dog. ENFJ though I'm not sure if I was supposed to answer the questions according to my ideals or my behavior. I am not nearly as funny as I think I am.

I just moved to Santa Cruz from DC because I wanted some more nature. I should reCalifornia-ize this profile. My initial impression is that Santa Cruz is the Isle of Misfit Toys for people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Patent Geek
Running Nerd (distance)
Stand Up Comedy Afficianado
Stand Up Paddling Journeyman
Intermediate Surfer
Novice Kiteboarder
Aspiring Sailor
Frustrated Author
Beer Enthusiast
Attracted to Zen
Regular Yoga Practitioner
Effortless Traveler
Striving Intellectual

I only figured out how to make a dime off the top one on the list.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
trivia night

planning/overplanning

trying new things

taking things as they come/avoiding disappointment

cleaning up after myself

observing quietly/commenting loudly
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Fabio-esque hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mountain climbing literature, Confederacy of Dunces, Matt Groening's Big Book of Hell, text books, lots of non-fiction. I think all my favorite authors are dead. I do not read as much as I would like.

Music is classic rock, opera, blues and bluegrass. I absolutely love the 9:30 Club (SC analog of Catalyst is okay). I play a bit of trumpet.

Podcasts and SiriusXM are my TV replacement. Favorites are This American Life, Stern Show, Planet Money, Dan Savage, How Stuff Works, Marc Maron. I believe that Radiolab has increased the quality of my life substantially.

I have a shameless lack sophistication when it comes to food. I have trouble hanging with picky eaters. I just discovered the horatiki salad, and I make one everyday.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Big open spaces, a sense of humor, the chilly air at sunrise, a music collection, the beach, spreadsheets. Yes, I find spreadsheets invaluable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Other people's thought processes. Efficiency. Do people text instead of call because they need winky faces to express themselves? New jokes. Nothingness. Sometimes I wonder if it is time to sell out and join the flock.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have few routines being new in town, and I'm just opportunistic. Sometimes a dive bar, sometimes a run along the river, sometimes a book at home. I'd be stoked to do some road trips though. Until then I'll be just eating away the stress of the week with my two besties: Ben and Jerry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I work at home, and I fear turning into Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
You should message me if
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You want to explore local breweries and wineries.

You want to teach me how to salsa dance, skate backwards, or show me good local trail running trails.

You don't feel the need to be boxed into the gender roles that only gentlemen can compose messages and proper ladies use winky faces.