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1000pizzaslices

28 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Born in CT, raised in NY, ties to Philly, Delaware, L.A., Tucsonan to death.
What I’m doing with my life
just bein me! :)))
I’m really good at
sensing human suffering.
The first things people usually notice about me
my name could be "Alex" or "Alice" depending on how much I mumble and what they hear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
b: bossypants. the sociologically examined life. the man who mistook his wife for a hat. catcher in the rye. ladies and gentlemen the bible!, sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs.
m: the room. clerks. one hour photo.
s: seinfeld. king of the hill. documentaries.
m: elliott smith. tame impala. boards of canada.
f: pizza. cereal.

here are some least favorites to mix it up a bit.

b: harry potter, twilight (that whole mystical fantasy genre), grocery store novels (hard enough to get me to read recreationally as it is)
m: most sci-fi/fantasy movies, probably anything with vin diesel
s: friends, most "reality" shows, most tv dramas, simpsons post-2000
m: dave matthews, mumford & sons, anything that sounds like it belongs in a starbucks or bed, bath, and beyond commercial, the short-lived fad that will be dubstep, most hip-hop, and your nickelbacks and avenged sevenfolds of the world
f: raw onion, goat cheese, lima beans, most fish, starting to get annoyed with bacon because it's 2014 and people are just now becoming obsessed with it and putting it on everything when it's always been good, even before jim gaffigan did a 10-minute bit about it.
The six things I could never do without
wit
sass
guilt
regret
empathy
compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ways to not think so much because when you live alone, you do a lot of thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
beer and Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if it isn't penetration then it isn't worth a kiss.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–69
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I send you a message that says more than "hi"...which is always. You're going to make me use cliches here to seem more approachable and say "I don't bite! :-)" Well, I do. Hard. I'm a total nipple-biter so cover your nips if you're not into that.