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28 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in CT, raised in NY, ties to Philly, Delaware, L.A., Tucsonan to death.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just bein me! :)))
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sensing human suffering.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my name could be "Alex" or "Alice" depending on how much I mumble and what they hear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have a short attention span for books.

I have a slightly longer attention span to sit through movies.

TV! TV! Read a fucking book!

Anything I can drum to.

I eat my username.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wit
sass
guilt
regret
empathy
compassion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
origins.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
beer and Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if it isn't penetration then it isn't worth a kiss.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you'd give it five bags of popcorn and two sodas.