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29 Tucson, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, my name is Alex, I've lived in Tucson for 10 years now (Bear Down, y'all!) and I like to think that I'm full of spunk! :P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
falling just short of almost everything.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sensing human suffering.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
long eyelashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
📕Magazines
🎥Clerks
📺Seinfeld
🎶ESmith
🍕Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
wit
sass
empathy
compassion
boobies
dogs sticking their heads out car windows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, food, TV and combining the three into one disgusting trifecta.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
beer and Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a desperate man. And I'm not even a "man", just one by society's definition.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
it just feels right. Or if it feels just right. With a nice dose of sarcasm.