Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true. How do you just say that you're a nice, kinda handsome guy looking to share his life with someone special or soul mate? Guess that might work. I'm the proud dad of a seven-year-old boy. I'm past the divorce and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question, it's welcomed. I'm not married to my work even when I was actually married. I watch Rachel Maddow religiously, a bit of a foodie, movies of all types (except I'm not a fan of horror flicks) and the occasional spa excursion (little time to recharge your batteries is always a good thing). Things are different now, and I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there.

Dodge the disappointed glares from the dog.

Reading my dog's mind.

I'm not the famous guy in the room.

Does my dog really want his belly rubbed that often?

I think the dog should rub my belly.

You might rub my dog's belly.