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32 M Aurora, CO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 27
6′ 9″ (2.06m)
Body Type
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), French (Poorly), Esperanto (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am unabashedly a goofball with a penchant for all things creative. I am a geek with nerd tenancies, but I am also athletic. Brains are sexy. In addition to keeping active, and writing, I am a swim coach, group fitness instructor, and seeking more certifications in the fitness field.

I can't sit still, and I am drawn to those who, also, cannot sit still. When I am taking a break, I like watching films, reading, or or hanging out with friends. Once in a while, I'll play a video game if it strikes my fancy.

Honesty and trust are paramount.

People are often intimidated by my height, but I am very approachable and most of my friends would say I'm a big, huggable moose.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I work as a fitness instructor and swim coach for both age-group and masters swimmers. I am still studying to become a master fitness trainer, and hope to be a Lifeguard Instructor and a Triathlon Coach this year.

I am currently training for IronMan Boulder in August, 2014, and I have aspirations for several marathon swims over the course of next few years, including a swim from Long Beach to Catalina Island, and a swim across Flathead Lake in Montana (roughly 31 miles.) I'd love a try at the English Channel someday.
I’m really good at
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Swimming, writing, making exquisite dry cappuccino foam, and taking decent pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My short stature. I was exiled from my homeland, where I was shortest amongst the giants. :P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: House of leaves, Don Quixote, War oy the Worlds, Lamb, Life of Pi, The Alchemist, Celestine Prophesy, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, et al.

Movies: American Beauty, Rango, Being John Malcovich, Mary and Max, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Big Lebowski, Signs, Fire in the Sky, The Red Violin, Capote -- to name a few. (I'm a film major...)

Tele: Family Guy, Lost, Southpark, Archer, Heroes, Jericho, Daily Show.

Music Tool, APC, Nine Inch Nails, Bjork, Alanis Morisette (Angry Alanis is better than new Alanis...), Imogen Heap, Anything with a good beat while I'm working out... Was raised on country, and I have no shame in admitting that I still listen to it, from time to time.

Foods: Currently, I am back on the paleo diet. When I'm not dieting (for sports and health reasons, not weight reasons...) I LOVE Japanese food, Indian, Thai, and Pumpkin Pie. Pho, Soba, and Ramen are great noodle dishes. I also like baba ghanoush and hummice. I love to explore different cuisines. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My awesome family
2. My great friends
3. A good tale in mind
4. Something to do
5. Something to look forward to
6. A snowballs chance in hell :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
plot-lines for stories... and the future.

Yeah... the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, doing a project, working out, or catching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have to keep some secrets, or I won't be so mysterious if we meet. **MUAHHHH HA HA HA!!**

Also, I can do an okay Morgan Freeman and Jimmy Stewart impression.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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