If me having a dry or sarcastic sense of humour bothers you we might not get along :/
Many don't read my profile thoroughly. Yes I have children. I am not with their mother for reasons that are of no fault of my own. I only see them on some weekends due to not receiving full custody... Basic deal for most all dads in Texas, not my choice either. I am not looking for anyone to be around them. Since I don't believe that is appropriate unless the relationship has moved to that stage after a considerable amount of time.