I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in...well, no, I'm pretty much an open book. I'm a successful video game developer, an entrepreneur, and a future new-media mogul. I would also very much like to own a bar.
I love penguins, cats, and pretty much anything cute and furry, which generally does not include dogs. I adore good food, frequent chain restaurants and fast-food joints, am incapable of learning to cook, and prefer Fatburger to In-N-Out. I am the slowest eater you have ever met. I wish there were a real Tiki bar in town.
I know the difference between "your" and "you're", and that "height" and "width" do not rhyme. I wield my vocabulary like a deadly weapon, but generally try not to seriously injure anyone. I enjoy inventing new words. I have repeatedly tried to get friends to name their children "Versatile". I have never succeeded.
I enjoy sporty cars of the Italian persuasion, and choose to believe that this is completely unrelated to my height, hairline, and manly equipment. I bought my last two cars online, the most recent one via eBay.
I am constitutionally unable to go to bed before 2 a.m., and only wake up before 8 a.m. when I set multiple alarms. I was born a few days ahead of schedule; that was the last time I was on time for anything, ever. I am a disaster at punctual replies to email.
I am a 100% religion-free atheist heathen. I am a perfectionist, a pragmatist, an idealist, and a realist. I try very hard not to judge others. I always vote Democratic, but am truly a libertarian at heart. I believe in legalizing just about everything. I did not vote for a single winner in the last election.
My name means "bad luck", and my birthday is Christmas Eve. I claim that neither of these things bothers me. I am an excellent prevaricator. I am both a workaholic and an inveterate procrastinator.
I am looking for interesting, intelligent, creative, fascinating, open minded people. I believe that attraction = beauty x intelligence x personality. Beyond that, I don't know what I'm looking for in a partner, and have found that those who claim they do are often wrong. Sparks come from complimentary personalities, not mirror-image doppelgangers. Surprise me!
I'd love to find my lobster, but would also be happy to make some new friends. Vegas can be a tough town for meeting people. If you think my profile is interesting but doubt I'm the man of your dreams, drop me a note anyway.
I am brilliant, crazy, and adrift.