"Would date again! Not only was he helpful and caring, but he smelled amazing 87% of the time!"
"The epitome of what a man should be - without the spare tire!"
"I have never had such incredible experiences, and I'm an astronaut."
"His hands are strong and bracing, as is his jawline. Impressive."
"His bear wrestling skills are unparalleled."
"His embrace is reminiscent of a warm Fiji night."
"So what if he can't grow connecting sideburns, have you seen that head of hair?!"
"A single lyric comes to mind. "Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that."
"Je voudrais qu'il aurait choisi moi de porter ses enfants."
"He fixed my broken heart, and my sink!"
".... ... ..... ... ......" (Speechless)