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12majorscales

60 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
OK, get comfortable, this is longer than Moby Dick. (For you ladies under 40, that's a classic 1851 novel, not a hiphop artist with a big schwanstucke, which would be, like, MoB-dikk).

Pics are recent -- not 20 years & 20 lbs ago.

I'm a dedicated dad, fatherhood being the most joyful and profound experience of my life.

I value intelligence, curiosity, and knowledge. The world is an interesting place. I have opinions, but I'm more interested in knowing ABOUT stuff – humanities, science, business, culture, arts, politics, law, and language – than I am in promoting my opinion. If you have intractable, loud opinions on anything (God, races, gluten, fur coats, vaccinations, fluoride, or flag burning, for example), you may be more tiresome than interesting, even if I totally share your opinion. I like people whose minds are not quite made up on every possible question in the universe.

I cook, and I do it well. Fresh, home made, in season, minimally processed. I don’t live to eat, but cooking is good for my soul (and your mouth). Eating well at home with family and friends is just a damn good thing to do.

Piano -- a great love. I play the occasional club or private gig with favored musicians. No rock band in my garage.

I love the outdoors in general, esp. wilderness hiking and distance bicycling. (I love century rides – 100 miles or more in a day).

I take a dim view of: unnecessary drama; invented crises; chaotic lifestyle; self-absorption; stupid parenting; habitual impulsiveness; financial irresponsibility; dogma; discourtesy. And, if you have a drink now and then, I hope alcohol makes you even sweeter and more loving than you already are, as opposed to, say, an uninhibited, embarrassing douche bag.

The OKCupid Questions are a great tool. Read all "our" responses. I've bypassed many questions (e.g., too stupid or too sexually explicit) -- I don't actually want to answer 134 freakin' questions about anal sex publicly & online. If you really need those answers, fear not, for all shall be revealed when we meet on our first date at the brand new SphincterWorld Adult Novelty Super Center & Coffee Bar (formerly, Barnes & Noble) right next door to Wal-Mart.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a good dad to a great kid. Tending to business. Breathing deeply. Being thankful. Playing a gig now and then.
I’m really good at
Taking 6 hours to do what normal people can do in about 30 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea whatsoever. Curly hair, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Radio: anything NPR; Armstrong & Getty
Tube: All sketch comedy; Stewart, Colbert, PBS, documentaries, MI-5; Sopranos, etc.
Movies: indy, foreign, mockumentaries, parodies & satires, mob/mafia
Music: Van Morrison, Leon Russell, Boz Skaggs, Elvis Costello, David Byrne, Levon Helm (RIP), Emmylou Harris, Bonnie Raitt, Dave Brubeck -- country, roots, swing, jazz, Broadway...
Books: non-fiction; history; micro-topics
Theater: almost anything
Art: almost anything except Kincaid -- f#####g waste of paint
Food: any major world cuisine, including the national dish of Somalia -- crocodile anus roasted over some burning tires
The six things I could never do without
High fructose corn syrup & gluten
Subscription to American Ointment Journal
Dick Cheney Home Waterboarding Kit
Nude pictures of Dr. Laura Schlessinger (circa 1980)
Syrup of Ipecac for pancakes and waffles
Subscription to Creative Vendetta magazine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a complete waste of time this website is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday! Alcohol-Fueled Paranoia Night! I'm wearing a filthy undershirt and briefs with no elastic left in them; killing a fifth of Safeway brand vodka; cleaning, loading, and unloading my many guns; watching COPS (hoping to see my episode); pacing around my trailer; scanning the sky for government helicopters; glaring at the neighbors; watching porn after COPS is over; perspiring; staring into the refrigerator; passing out; checking my online dating account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Tragically, I have a body part that's disproportionately long for my size. My arms: I should be a 33" sleeve, but I'm a 34" -- practically a howler monkey.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 39–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have any three of the following attributes: sweet, kind, clever, industrious, sexy, calm, presentable, articulate, brilliant, short, tall, bi-lingual (that means having two tongues), recently-bathed, perfect pitch, mezzo-soprano, omnivorous, foreign accent (especially Texas), own fewer than 17 cats, not currently violating parole, have completely kicked your meth habit.

If you're incredibly wealthy, 97 years of age, at or near death's door, please, oh please, drive your Rascal scooter to the head of the line. I promise you the most gratifying last nights of your life. :-)