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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 39–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:21pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Has a kid, and might want more
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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OK, get comfortable, this is longer than Moby Dick. (That's a classic American novel, not a rapper with a big schvantz. You're thinking of MoB-dikk).

Pics are recent -- not 20 years & 20 lbs ago.

I'm a dedicated dad to one terrific girl, fatherhood being the most joyful and profound experience of my life.

I value intelligence, curiosity, and knowledge. The world is an interesting place. I have opinions, but I'm more interested in knowing ABOUT stuff – humanities, science, business, culture, arts, politics, law, and language – than I am in promoting my opinion. If you have intractable, loud pronouncements on stuff like God, races, gluten, fur coats, vaccinations, fluoride, or flag burning, you may be more tiresome than interesting, even if I share your opinion. I like people whose minds are not quite made up on every possible question in the universe.

I cook, and I do it well. Fresh, home made, in season, minimally processed. I don’t live to eat, but cooking is good for my soul and your mouth. Eating well at home with family and friends is just a damn good thing to do.

Piano -- a great love. I play the occasional club or private gig with favored musicians. No rock band in my garage.

I love the outdoors in general, esp. wilderness hiking and distance bicycling.

I'm not especially fond of: drama; invented crises; chaotic lifestyle; self-absorption; stupid parenting; habitual impulsiveness; financial irresponsibility; dogma; discourtesy. Just sayin.'

If you have a drink now and then (I do), I hope alcohol makes you even sweeter and more loving than you already are, as opposed to, say, an embarrassing nitwit.

I encourage you to read all "our" responses to the OKC questions. I've bypassed many that are too stupid or too sexually explicit: I don't actually want to answer 134 questions about anal sex publicly & online. If you really need those answers, fear not, for all shall be revealed when we meet on our first date at the brand new SphincterWorld Adult Novelty Super Center & Coffee Bar (formerly, Barnes & Noble) right next door to Wal-Mart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a good dad to a great kid. Tending to business. Breathing deeply. Being thankful. Playing a gig now and then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking 6 hours to do what normal people can do in about 30 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea whatsoever. Curly hair, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Radio: anything NPR; Armstrong & Getty
Tube: All sketch comedy; Stewart, Colbert, PBS, documentaries, MI-5; Sopranos, etc.
Movies: indy, foreign, mockumentaries, parodies & satires, mob/mafia
Music: Van Morrison, Leon Russell, Boz Skaggs, Elvis Costello, David Byrne, Levon Helm (RIP), Emmylou Harris, Bonnie Raitt, Dave Brubeck -- country, roots, swing, jazz, Broadway...
Books: non-fiction; history; micro-topics
Theater: almost anything
Art: almost anything except Kincaid (RIP, Robert)
Food: any major world cuisine, including the national dish of Somalia -- crocodile bung roasted over some burning tires
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High fructose corn syrup and gobs of gluten
Subscription to American Ointment Journal
Dick Cheney Home Waterboarding Kit
Syrup of Ipecac for pancakes and waffles
Nude pictures of Dr. Laura Schlessinger (1980).... case the ipecac doesn't work
Subscription to Creative Vendetta magazine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the time I spend on this website is hours I'll never get back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday! Alcohol-Fueled Paranoia Night! I'm wearing a filthy undershirt and briefs with no elastic left in them; killing a fifth of Safeway brand vodka; cleaning, loading, and unloading my many guns; watching COPS (hoping to see my episode); pacing around my trailer; scanning the sky for government helicopters; glaring at the neighbors; watching porn after COPS is over; perspiring; staring into the refrigerator; passing out; checking my online dating account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tragically, I have a body part that's disproportionately long for my size. My arms: I should be a 33" sleeve, but I'm a 34" -- practically a howler monkey.
You should message me if
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you have any three of the following attributes: sweet, kind, clever, industrious, sexy, calm, presentable, articulate, brilliant, short, tall, bi-lingual (that means having two tongues), recently-bathed, perfect pitch, mezzo-soprano, omnivorous, foreign accent (especially Texas), own fewer than 17 cats, not currently violating parole, have completely kicked your meth habit.

If you're incredibly wealthy, 97 years of age, at or near death's door, please, oh please, drive your Rascal scooter to the head of the line. I promise you the most gratifying last nights of your life. :-)