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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 40-63
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:46pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Get comfortable: this profile is longer than Moby Dick (the classic 1851 novel, not a rapper with a big schvantz. You're thinking of MoB-dikk).

Note: I don't pay for my OKC account: if you "Like" me, clicking the little star is mostly pointless -- just send me a note to say hi!

My pics are recent -- not 20 years & 20 lbs ago.

I'm a dedicated dad to a terrific girl, fatherhood being the most fulfilling experience of my life (so far). I have time and room for you, too.

I value intelligence and curiosity. I have opinions, but I'm more interested in knowing ABOUT stuff – humanities, science, business, culture, arts, politics, law, and language – than I am in expounding my opinion. I'll discuss ANYTHING, but if you sing an endless song of intractable pronouncements on stuff like God, races, gluten, fur coats, vaccinations, fluoride, or flag burning, you MAY be more tiresome than interesting, even if I share your opinion. No one is required to have an opinion on everything.

I cook, and I do it well. Fresh, home made, in season, minimally processed. I don’t live to eat, but cooking is good for my soul and your mouth. Eating well at home with family and friends is just a damn good thing to do.

Piano -- a great love. I play the occasional club or private gig with favored musicians. No rock band in my garage.

I love the outdoors in general, esp. wilderness hiking and distance bicycling.

I'm not especially fond of: unnecessary drama; invented crises; chaotic lifestyle; self-absorption; stupid parenting; habitual impulsiveness; financial irresponsibility; dogma; discourtesy. Just sayin.'

If you have a drink now and then (I certainly do), I hope alcohol makes you even sweeter, more charming and affectionate than you already are, as opposed to, say, an embarrassing, uninhibited nitwit.

I encourage you to read all "our" responses to the OKC questions. I've bypassed many that are just too stupid or too sexually explicit: I don't actually want to answer 134 questions about anal sex publicly & online. If you really need those answers, fear not, for all shall be revealed when we meet on our first date at the brand new SphincterWorld Adult Novelty Super Center & Coffee Bar (formerly, Barnes & Noble) right next door to Wal-Mart.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a good dad to a great kid. Tending to business. Breathing deeply. Being thankful. Playing a gig now and then.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking 6 hours to do what normal people can do in about 30 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea whatsoever. And I'm terrified to ask!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Radio: anything NPR; Armstrong & Getty
Tube: All sketch comedy; Stewart, Colbert, PBS, documentaries, MI-5; Sopranos, etc.
Movies: indy, foreign, mockumentaries, parodies & satires, mob/mafia
Music: Van Morrison, Leon Russell, Boz Skaggs, Elvis Costello, David Byrne, Levon Helm (RIP), Emmylou Harris, Bonnie Raitt, Dave Brubeck -- country, roots, swing, jazz, Broadway...
Books: non-fiction; history; micro-topics
Theater: almost anything
Art: almost anything except Kincaid (RIP, Robert)
Food: any major world cuisine, including the national dish of Somalia -- crocodile bung roasted over some burning tires
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High fructose corn syrup and gluten
Subscription to American Ointment Journal
Dick Cheney Home Waterboarding Kit
Syrup of Ipecac for pancakes and waffles
Nude pictures of Dr. Laura Schlessinger (1980).... case the ipecac doesn't work
Subscription to Creative Vendetta magazine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how the time I spend on this website is hours I'll never get back.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
FRIDAY! Alcohol-Fueled Paranoia Night! I'm wearing a filthy wife-beater and briefs with no elastic left in them. I'm killing a fifth of Safeway brand vodka, cleaning and reloading my many guns, watching COPS, and pacing around my trailer with increasing agitation. I stick my head out the door to scan the sky for government helicopters and to glare at the neighbors. I stare into the refrigerator for several minutes: there's only some mustard in there. Then I pass out for a couple of hours. Then I check my OKCupid account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sadly, I have a body part disproportionately long for my size. My arms: I should be a 33" sleeve, but I'm a 34" -- practically a howler monkey.
You should message me if
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you have any three of the following attributes: sweet, kind, clever, industrious, sexy, calm, presentable, articulate, brilliant, short, tall, bi-lingual (that means having two tongues), recently-bathed, perfect pitch, mezzo-soprano, omnivorous, foreign accent (especially Texas), own fewer than 17 cats, not currently violating parole, have completely kicked your meth habit.

If you're incredibly wealthy, 97 years of age, at or near death's door, please, oh please, drive your Rascal scooter to the head of the line. I promise you the most gratifying last nights of your life. :-)