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13dozen
40 / M / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
His Details
- Last Online
- Today – 6:16am
- Ethnicity
- Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
- Height
- 7′ 4″ (2.24m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Diet
- Strictly anything
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Dropped out of space camp
- Job
- Retired
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Pets
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- Speaks
- English (Poorly)
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What I’m doing with my life
Reading newspapers
Sleeping
Eating
Listening to Savage Love
Watching movies
Doing all the above in the cockpit while I'm flying you to the west coast or the Caribbean
Sleeping
Eating
Listening to Savage Love
Watching movies
Doing all the above in the cockpit while I'm flying you to the west coast or the Caribbean
I’m really good at
Wasting time
Not having a mustache
Being single
Cleaning my bathroom
Operating heavy machinery
Not having a mustache
Being single
Cleaning my bathroom
Operating heavy machinery
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a finicky eater. The list of things I don't like include
cilantro, shellfish, mushrooms, raspberries, and foie gras
(seriously people, that sh*t tastes like tar)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Dr. Seuss, anything by the Cohen brothers, anything
Larry David had a hand in, anything from Canada - especially
Toronto, anything involving bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Stupid question. Six things I can't live with:
Jam bands
Apple products
Patchouli
Rollerblades
Skinny belts
Bad tequila
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube...
Jam bands
Apple products
Patchouli
Rollerblades
Skinny belts
Bad tequila
People who squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do people despise Mcdonalds even though they have one of the
greatest charitable arms in all the world, and yet they worship
Apple who doesn't give a flying f#+k about anything but their
bottom line?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dressed to kill
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't stop watching MTV's "I just want my pants back"
* I just found out MTV cancelled my show, NOOOOO!!! *
* I just found out MTV cancelled my show, NOOOOO!!! *
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 23–45
- Near me
- For activity partners
You should message me if
You can help me figure out how to live in Hawaii in the winter and
New York in the summer without quitting my job
You have a washer/dryer you don't mind sharing...
You have a washer/dryer you don't mind sharing...
