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31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an artist with tons of ideas. I'm into random trivia and the news, and just about everything I draw or write is a pun, in some way or another.
What I’m doing with my life
I draw topical cartoons. They've appeared in some print publications, like the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, the Washington Post, and the New York Times. Someone once said that they're like "if your favorite metal album were a political cartoon." While I think it was meant to disparage, I actually liked that description. You can check them out online, at

I'm writing a comic book series which I also hope to draw. I've put a few years into researching the subject matter, so I figure I'm pretty committed to it, at this point.
I’m really good at
I've been told I'm quite good at whistling.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hat used to be pretty distinctive, to the point that a girl from my dorm in college once dressed up as me for Halloween. It isn't any more, though, as the style's become much more common among guys my age, lately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Confederacy of Dunces, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, and Harold and the Purple Crayon. Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Coupland, and Bill Watterson. The original OZ novels.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove, Being John Malkovich and Fight Club. Also, Primer, Nothing, Dark City, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Music: Mr. Bungle, Stolen Babies, and Tub Ring. Anything by Todd Smith–I enjoyed his second solo album, "Aloha" quite a bit. Old-school Junkie XL. Plus more well-known stuff like KMFDM, and Massive Attack.

I'm good friends with the Yogoman Burning Band.

Butternut squash lasagna is my favorite food. I think Easter M&Ms are the best candy ever.
The six things I could never do without
- Family and friends
- Art supplies
- Books
- Internet access
- An audience
- Hot & cold running water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Art. Current events. Storytelling. Innovative ideas, innovative actions. How can I possibly express myself fully in less than a few hundred years. What's my place in future history–what will happen to the things I make after I'm no longer around: What sorts of thoughts will they inspire in what sorts of people?

Character design is on my mind a lot, lately. Working on improving my ability to think about two-dimensional drawings in three-dimensional terms, and develop a more intuitive understanding of figure anatomy, especially muscle structure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to local music, dancing somewhere, watching a movie with friends.

Actually, lately, it's probably just more drawing. But the above characterizes my ideals.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy the smell of fresh Play-Doh, and find zombies hilarious.

You are familiar with the term "rowrbazzle," which I'd really like to change my username here to, if only doing so were free.