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  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
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Last online
Yesterday – 10:54pm
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm an artist with tons of ideas. I'm into random trivia and the news, and just about everything I draw or write has some sort of double or triple-meaning.
What I’m doing with my life
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I draw topical cartoons. Someone once said that they're like "if your favorite metal album were a political cartoon." While I think it was meant to disparage, I actually liked that description. You can check them out online, at

I'm writing a comic book series which I also hope to draw. I've put a few years into researching the subject matter, so I figure I'm pretty committed to it, at this point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm quite good at whistling.

I have a knack for drawing people, especially faces.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hat used to be pretty distinctive, to the point that a woman from my dorm in college once dressed up as me for Halloween. It isn't any more, though, as the style's become much more common among guys my age, lately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Confederacy of Dunces, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, and Harold and the Purple Crayon. Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Coupland, and Bill Watterson. The original OZ novels.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Big Lebowski, Dr. Strangelove, Being John Malkovich and Fight Club. Also, Primer, Nothing, Dark City, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I quote Back to the Future quite a bit.

Rick and Morty, and Danger 5 are recent favorites.

Music: Mr. Bungle, Stolen Babies, and Tub Ring. Anything by Todd Smith, of Dog Fashion Disco–I enjoyed his second solo album, "Aloha" quite a bit. Old-school Junkie XL. Plus more well-known stuff like KMFDM, and Massive Attack.

I'm good friends with the Yogoman Burning Band.

Butternut squash lasagna is my favorite food. I think Easter M&Ms are the best candy ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Family and friends
- Art supplies
- Books
- Internet access
- An audience
- Plumbing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Do monkeys know that they are monkeys?"

Art. Current events. Storytelling. Innovative ideas, innovative actions. How can I possibly express myself fully in less than a few hundred years. What's my place in future history–what will happen to the things I make after I'm no longer around: What sorts of thoughts will they inspire in what sorts of people?

Character design is on my mind a lot, lately. Working on improving my ability to think about two-dimensional drawings in three-dimensional terms, and developing a more intuitive understanding of figure anatomy, especially muscle structure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to local music, dancing somewhere, watching a movie with friends. Perhaps attending a stand-up show, and sketching the performers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You enjoy the smell of fresh Play-Doh, and find zombies hilarious.