I'm not really a classy lady. I cuss and drink a lot and make really crude jokes. I'm most comfortable in jeans and a hoodie, I don't dress up much. I've been told I'm funny for a girl cause I'm more like one of the guys. I'm told that I'm abrasive.I have also been told that I should do stand up, but 1. I'm too shy and 2. I feel like I only have enough material for one set. I have fun doing pretty much anything because I feel like it's all in the company that I keep. I love baseball and can be found watching the A's game most days. One of my best friends is my friends 5 year old daughter. My friends have said many times that me and Liz Lemon are the same person. I think it's pointless to make my bed cause I'm just gonna sleep in it and mess it up so soon again. I don't take myself or pretty much anything too seriously. I'm laid back so much that sometimes it's to a fault. I live in a crappy, destitute town known as Bay Point. We have nothing here besides illegal Mexicans and crackheads, which does come in handy if you want delicious tamales delivered to your door by a woman with a cooler on her head or if you're in need of heroin or someone that will help you hide a body or steal a car for under 10 bucks. But it's not an ideal place to live. I'm politically incorrect and kind of offensive. I'm a chub, I don't think my pictures show that so I just wanted to put it out there. I have big hips and a fat ass. I am an overweight smoker with hereditary hypertension. I really don't know what the fuck I'm doing here. What the fuck else am I supposed to talk about on here?
This thing is a joke, yet I continue to be on here. So what does that say about me?