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50 Grand Rapids, MI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Rather not say
Has kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Hi, my name is Linda. I love to play and have fun with life. I don't worry about the small stuff and am very open minded. I'm looking for a friend, lover and partner in crime!

I am voluptuous, excitable, and unafraid!
What I’m doing with my life
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Winging it. Open to suggestions. Whatever I want. I am currently retired so I am free to follow my dreams. I do keep busy with a few fun part time jobs.

My children are grown and I am enjoying their company.

I love sports, football, hockey, baseball, and prefer to attend live events. If you want to go, let me know. Enjoy golf, disc golf, play pool, etc, I'll pretty much do and try anything for fun.

Travel is very important to me. I have fantasies of flying off a the drop of a hat to anywhere. Pretty close to being able to do that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving people, listening, fixing situations, possibly some unmentionables.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile? My boobs?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to read murder mysteries. The gorier the better.
I would prefer to watch comedy over chick flix but I like a good comedy/drama. Favorite movie is Out of Africa, great cinematography and of course, Robert Redford. Love anything by Mel Brooks, James Bond films, Matt Damon films. No zombies or slashers for me though! Although I have seen Zombieland and found it hysterical.

I listen to all kind of music, mostly hip/hop, pop, some rap, Rhianna, Eminem, Ed Sheeran, etc. I like the old stuff too, Van Halen, hair bands. But my all time favorite is Steely Dan. I'm always looking for great new local bands too. I prefer live music and attend numerous concerts every year.

Food-sushi, Italian, Mexican, Chinese, chocolate, cream cheese, Oh hell, I'll eat anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kids
2. my friends
3. Sex
4. chocolate
5. Beer/wine
6. Travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and what to do with the rest of my life. Also who I want to do it with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or spending time with my kids. Might like to date occasionally!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a very sensual person but please do not take that to mean I want you to talk dirty to me. Ok, maybe not at first! lol
You should message me if
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You are also excitable and enjoy voluptuous women!

You have your plane gassed up and ready to fly to Paris with me!

You just want to meet and chat, I'm a good listener.

You want!