I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.



I am punk rock, cheap beer, and CBGB

The ones who don't enjoy themselves, even when they laugh. Oh yeah. The ones who worship the corporate image, not knowing that they work for someone else. Oh yeah. The ones who should have been shot in the cradle... Pow! Oh yeah. The ones who say 'Follow me to success, but kill me if I fail... so to speak.' Oh yeah. The ones who say we Italians are the greatest he-men on earth. Oh yeah. The ones who are noble Romans, the ones who say 'That's for me,' the ones who say 'You know what I mean.' Oh yeah. The ones who vote for the right because they're fed up with strikes. Oh yeah. The ones who vote white in order not to get dirty. The ones who never get involved with politics. Oh yeah. The ones who say 'Be calm, calm.' The ones who still support the king. The ones who say 'Yes, sir.' Oh yeah. The ones who make love standing in their boots, and imagine they're in a luxurious bed. The ones who believe Christ is Santa Claus as a young man. Oh yeah. The ones who say 'Oh, what the hell.' The ones who were there. The ones who believe in everything, even in God. The ones who listen to the national anthem. Oh yeah. The ones who love their country. The ones who keep going, just to see how it will end. Oh yeah. The ones who are in garbage up to here. Oh yeah. The ones who sleep soundly, even with cancer. Oh yeah. The ones who, even now, don't believe the world is round. Oh yeah, oh yeah. The ones who are afraid of flying. Oh yeah. The ones who have never had a fatal accident. Oh yeah. The ones who have had one. The ones who, at a certain point in their lives, create a secret weapon, Christ. Oh yeah. The ones who are always standing at the bar. The ones who are always in Switzerland. The ones who started early, haven't arrived, and don't know they're not going to. Oh yeah. The ones who lose wars by the skin of their teeth. Oh yeah. The ones who say 'Everything is wrong here.' The ones who say 'Now let's all have a good laugh.' Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Piano Magic, Joy Division, Television, Zeppelin, MC5, YYY's, The Velvet Teen, The Starlite Desperation, Fischerspooner, Johnny Thunders, Fleetwood Mac, Brainiac, The Misfits, This Mortal Coil, The Stranglers, !!!, Wire, Can, Outhud, The Black Dots, Dolly Parton, Magnetic Fields, Flaming Lips, Louis Phillipe, Cat Power, King Crimson, Pulp, Heart, Black Sabbath, Os Mutantes, The Cure, The Liars, PIL, Silver Apples, Pleasure Forever, Black Heart Procession, T Rex, Silver Jews, Love, Cocteau Twins, The Kinks, My Bloody Valentine, SUICIDE, VUE, Nina Simone, Stooges, DEVO, Leonard Cohen, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Syd Barret (swooon), The Faint, Bright Eyes, Cranes, Sigur Ros, Air, The Smiths, Swirlies, Rolling Stones, Lush, Elliot Smith, Velvet Underground, OK, enough!!! Streetwise, Dark Days, Devil's Playground, Brick, GREY GARDENS! (all Maysles Bros), Mysterious Skin, Seven Beauties, Heart is Deceitful, Badlands, 400 Blows, The Apartment, Manchurian Candidate, Seconds, Rain Man, Dr. Strangelove, Man Bites Dog, Heathers, Meeting People is Easy, Psycho, Todd Solondz (kinda), The Departed (for real tho), Breakfast at Tiffanys, Children of Men (it was good!), Bladerunner, Pet Cemetary, Midnight Cowboy, On the Waterfront, yes, Rushmore, American Psycho was good. Confederacy of Dunces. Lolita. Catcher in the Rye. Heaven's Harlots. all Alan Watts. Da Vinci Code (seriously, it will flip yr pancake). The Alchemist. Catcher in the Rye (obviously). Be Here Now by Ram Dass. Stars at Noon. Coin Locker Babies. Flowers for Algernon. JESUS' SON (love love love love love). the poetry of Adrienne Rich (if you don't know you betta axe somebody). "JT Leroy" ha ha. Rimbaud. Italo Calvino. The Corrections was pretty good. Dharma Punx (interesante)