I'm Aaron, a teeny tiny 30 year old father of two cats.
I ride my bike alot, listen to sweet sweet jams, watch movies, attempt to cook meals, am the owner of some hilariously bad tattoos, and during baseball season I will talk your ear off about dudes name Doc, Cliff, Ryan and Chase or dudes named Justin, Miguel, Prince and Torii.

follow me on instagram: aarongoddamncrank

Mostly working and relaxing/hanging out afterwards
I kind of hate my job. I administer latte enemas to assholes 40 hours a week. I've been doing it for a decade now, the pay is okay, the stock options, 401k and benefits are pretty good....so I kinda have this weird sense of loyalty to it despite my hatred for it.
However, when I'm not there I'm primarily a pretty happy fella. The rest of my time is taken up by the gym, hanging with my cats/roommate/friends, finding great new places to fill my belly with delicious food, record stores, oddity shops, home design stores, and coming up with crazy adventures to go on.....like, on that hunting for bigfoot tip.
I also visit target and/or ikea on an almost daily basis.

Eating: I have an insatiable appetite, and am constantly munching on something. Extra points if its a hot dog or a burrito.

Spouting off baseball stats: not sabermetrics though, I don't understand WAR or VORP or BABIP or any of that nonsense. Just give me real stats please. Cabrera's triple crown > Trout's WAR

Making overpriced espresso beverages: Even though I'm actually just pushing a button and pulling a lever :/

I bear a striking resemblance to a young Paul Simon, or Charlie Day.....I get both alot.
I'm shorter than you.
I have alot of bad tattoos....old ladies clutch their purses when I walk by...despite my short stature and my resemblance to one half of a popular folk duo.

Books: I don't get to read as much as I'd like, but my most recent read was Nothing Lasts Forever, by Roderick Thorpe.

Movies: The Dark Knight Trilogy, Die Hard series, The Departed, The Royal Tenenbaums

Shows: The Wire and The Golden Girls. I feel like Avon Barksdale and Sophia Petrillo would be homies.

Music: Westside Connection

1. Tacos
2. Burritos
3. Pizza
4. Hot dogs
5. Bacon
6. Sweet tea

Judgement Day.....when Skynet becomes self aware and launches its offensive against humanity. I know its real. I know it happens. On August 29, 1997 its gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anyone not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, get it?

Probably either at work, on a bike ride, wrestling with my cats, watching netflix, rolling a blunt or eating a burrito. I'm super exciting, obvs. I don't really do the whole bar scene that often...I'm not opposed to it by any means, but I'm just not much of a drinker.

Wouldn't be answering this make it no longer private?
In my late 20s I watched Event Horizon for the first time and had to fall asleep with the lights and TV on afterwards. Never again.

You want to eat hot dogs and watch Die Hard.
You wanna get standing room tickets and drink beer at ballgames this summer.
You want to go on a bike ride.
You know the reference in my "I spend alot of time thinking about" section.